Jun 13, 2017
Larten: Do not do drugs.
Darren: What about Vancha? Isn’t he on shrooms?
Larten: Vancha smells like a swamp and is dressed like a hippie. Do you really think that he is a good example?
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Larten: Do not do drugs.
Darren: What about Vancha? Isn’t he on shrooms?
Larten: Vancha smells like a swamp and is dressed like a hippie. Do you really think that he is a good example?
Darren: There’s only one thing worst than death… *pulls off note card so it says “Larten’s death”
Gavner: *gasps* LARTEN
Darren: So… What do you like to do?
R.V: *stereotypical white girl voice* I’m a vegan.
When Darren arrives at Vampire Mountain
Arra: Welcome to Vampire Mountain, how tough are ya?
Describing the Vampaneze
Larten: In essence, they are vampires on cocaine and steroids.
Darren: So, big vampires?
Larten: Yes. Darren: What about vampires? Why are they little?
Larten: They are not on drugs.
Darren: Why?
Larten: We have morals. Darren: The cocaine isn’t a problem, the vampaneze are!
Larten: It is not that simple!
Darren: Just because vampires have morals doesn’t mean we can’t get hyped on steroids! Larten: OH MY GODS, DARREN!
Gannen: Never give up on your dreams, Steve.
Steve: I wanna be a serial killer!
Gannen: Uh… You should probably give up on your dreams
Darren: *calls Steve, he picks up but doesn’t say anything*
Darren: *mumbles* Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli.
Steve: *on the other end* Did you just call to say that are did you want something?
Steve about the Little People
Steve: Oh no! They follow you! That makes it even worse when killing them!