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Kernel Fleck: I'll put all of my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die.

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Darren: I just know he'd like me if he got to know me.

Larten: Why? I got know you; I do not like you.

Darren: You just say that.

Larten: Repeatedly.

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Darius: I gotta go. My dad's picking me up, and he just had laser eye surgery, so I gotta get outside.

Darren: Wait, your dad just had laser eye surgery, and he's driving?

Darius: I didn't say my dad made good decisions.

Darren: Your dad had laser eye surgery, and you're getting in the car with him?

Darius: I didn't say I make good decisions either.

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Darren: alkdfljsdhjghgls

Larten: What is that?

Darren: It’s a keyboard smash.

Larten: How do I do it?

Darren: Just press anything.

Larten: 7.

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Darren and Steve talking in Book 11

Steve: Oh,, everyone's always on about the children. I've already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up and dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Killing them is a kindness; I can retract that kindness if you wish, but then who's the villain?

Darren: Y... You.

Steve: No, that was a rhetorical question.

Darren: And I gave you a rhetorical answer.

Steve: Good lord I traded Darius for this.

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Steve: So, what are you doing here?

Darren: Oh, you know, just... hanging around.

Steve: Hanging around?

Darren: Hanging around.

Steve: Thwarting my plans?

Darren: Thwarting your plans?

Steve: Are you?

Darren: No.

Steve: Good, 'cause that would be bad.

Darren: How bad?

Steve: I'd have to kill you.

Darren: That's bad.

Steve: Indeed.

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Darren: Do you really believe your own hype that much?

Steve: I AM THE HYPE!

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Larten: Tell me one good reason I should not beat the hell out of you?

Darren: I’m on your medical plan?

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I’m sorry for the absence. Work and writing and life. I have stuff in my inbox that I will put up, and other ideas for quotes. Thanks all.

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If you are on desktop, I changed my theme. Gotta rep the best Snake Boy. 🐍

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Larten: You are depraved

Steve: I know! Thank you.

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Larten: Remember, Gavner; do not do anything I would not do.

Gavner: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

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Darren: We lived! See, see one day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh.

Larten: I assure you for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this, I will personally drive to your house and smack you.

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Darren: I’m too young to die!

Larten: I am not but I still do not want to!

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Actual image of Seba and Larten when Larten decided to leave Vampire Mountain.

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I beat the shit out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose.

Steve, most definitely

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St. Jude, patron saint of hopeless causes, please give me the power to crush this bitch.

Darren about to mess Steve up