i'm more than happy to share. especially with a knight so handsome, please forgive if i need to steady myself with my hand on your chest...or my fingers in your hair...or shifting closer on my perch. just trying to get comfortable you see. a jester's garb is hardly practical. so i'll need to shift my hips against you, just to help—of course. worry not, i promise not to stress your vows to your lord. you're so devoted. though, one has to wonder if your mind ever wandered, since we're so close here. might as well get to know each other better, right?
Ready yourself however you need dear jester, in fact, allow me to help you. I'll keep your thighs and waist steady while you prepare your trick. Parhaps my own postion could be improved, please excuse my shifting against you. Oh and don't mind the codpiece, though if it's too uncomfortable I'm happy to take it off for you.
Worry not about my oath dear jester, I'm sure I can manage that quite well myself. As for my mind's wandering, well, a bottle of wine has been known to set it adrift.