#serfposting

[leafyztar]

Fuuuck dude the knights are all off fucking the princes and princesses there's no one left to defend my fucking field I got fucking taken over by a God damn enemy kingdom now I kneel to King Swearsalot fuuuck

[thekalpar]

The king got bored with our harvest god and announced a competition to determine what the new religion will be. So far we've had one bat cult, one spider cult, two wolf cults, and a snake cult show up. All the peasants are looking at each other nervously but the vizier seems really excited.

[sirtin]

Okay wait my beautiful medieval posters where are yall from.

Where from?

Africa

Asia

Europe

North America

South America

Oceania

Voting ended onJun 12

I swear I’ll narrow it down after yall answer. And there is a reason to the madness.

[metaphoricalink]

Fuuuuck my liege lord just joined a pirate cult 😔

[victori-krause-writes]

Pronouns decided þee þou þy þine by autocorrect. Refer to me in second person informal pronouns or face my blade.

[saltwaterembolism]

y1k fashion kinda went crazy

[killer-beans]

love cold gruel

[cecilpedia]

Wenches will declare, "Thou art mine." Verily, I am but a humble serf. I am chattel to the king by his declaration.