#medieval posting

[confirmed-and-contorted]

“ah, my lady, watch your footing near these stai-”

CLANG-KLINK-SCREEK-CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK-SKREE-CLINK-TSCEECH!

[noblekitty]

I just want to have a handsome knight to carefully and delicately grasp his face. To cradle and treat like he is fragile after he endured the strifes and violence seen in war. I want to bring him serenity and coo his name softly in the safety of my quarters.

[evilbaron]

Official Invitations

To the Dear Realm at Large,

Hello, you may know me, you may not, but I am the Lord Mortimer Caldwell, second of that name, Baron of Bloodhaven, Caldwell, and Blackpool. You are formally invited to my estates at Bloodhaven to attend what is undoubtedly to be the event of the season, the Masquerade Ball at Bloodhaven Castle. The event is to be held from July 11th to July 19th as a sort of debutante ball for all the royals, nobles, and guests of the realm to attend. Please RSVP to me or my planners if you should be in attendance.

Sincerely,

Baron Mortimer II Caldwell.

P.S.

For more details please read the following packet as prescribed by my advisors.

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OOC: Wonderful invite made by the wonderful @fruityprinceling through the platform Scriptorium!

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

my name is Medieval peasant

I made the woke

it was difficult

to put the pieces together

[pearlescentknight]

How phone in bed time finds me

[princess-distressed]

I open my window (Tumblr) to let the messenger doves in (posts) and begin my daily readings (my dash) and it's just live transcriptions of the baron and the merc from the nearby kingdom having sex. this is certainly the high life

[boylurer]

*points at your dead soldier* Are you still eating that?

[heme3nc]

*tips knights helm* m'aiden