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[brokentrafficknight]

Ghira and Tai's 'I Hate My Son in Law' t-shirts are custom made.

[misterlazer]

Jaune: Hey, Yang?

Yang: Yeah?

Jaune: You haven't used the soap bar recently, have you?

Yang: I did. Why?

Jaune: Well...

Yang: Well, what?

Jaune: Well, I was in the shower with Blake earlier and...

Yang: Get on with it!

Jaune: I noticed that when she washes her butt...

Yang: ...

Jaune: She kinda...

Yang: Please don't tell me-

Jaune: She shoves the whole bar up her butt.

Yang: Oh... God

Jaune: And I don't think she rinsed it off well, too.

[brokentrafficknight]

How freaky does M!Blake gets about (or even with) Jaune?

Without getting too explicit? Pretty freaky when you consider that M!Yang is definitely getting in on that.

Could say he's the luckiest cat boy on Remnant

[jamesdefeu]

[rightintothepacific]

Harvest, fireside, bonfire!

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

this is a really great question. because I have characters I adore but not really any that fit with me and it has always bugged me [if anyone has ideas...?]

fireside - if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like?

dr. hyde from the hulu version of looking for alaska. that man Has It

bonfire - describe your dream house

small cabin in a massive forest that still has exceptional wifi. everything is super simple and I have my cats 

damn that’s basically my brother steve’s house too bad he’s a coke trafficker (well hopefully not anymore?)

[rightintothepacific]

8, 22

8. how do you mark your spot in a book?

I use whatever random object or paper is closest

22.  what spices do you always use when cooking?

I’m a boring cook so probably garlic, but always about 5-10x what the recipe calls for

[shishkababoo]

Character of mine from some tabletop campaigns and RPGs. Expect more of him real soon...

[trueking316-blog]

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