#stungknight

[rwac96]

RWBY

in vacuo jaune keeps walking in on yang and blake making out, he usually walks away, but when these two are doing it in his room

he would do usual but he got pulled back in.

Jaune: *walks into the BMBLB Room* "Blake, Yang! Ruby wants you two to--WHOA!!"

*Blake & Yang were making out, half-dressed, until they were interrupted by the swordsman; the two looking at him with smiles*

Jaune: *blushes, walks back* "I-I can come back--!" *is stopped by one of Blake's shadows*

Blake: "Where do you think you're going~?"

Yang: *giggles* "We need a third person to have fun with~."

*Jaune yelps as Blake and Yang pull the swordsman into their room; loud moans and groans can be heard*

[dragonzlayerx12]

Coffeverse : Stungknight

Ilia and Oscar were running the front end when the trio walked in. It was Blake in the middle, Yang on the right, and Jaune on the left. Blake held both of their hands.

"I've been hearing this place is amazing," Blake said.

"It is cozy..." Jaune said.

"Did you bring your books with you today?" Yang asked.

"Of course. A book and tea is the best combination," Blake said.

Ilia turned to Oscar. Oscar just shrugged. A more cheerful Blake was like... a four on the weirdness scale.

"Ilia? I didn't know you worked here," Blake said. "Oh... your eyes are glowing."

"Not glowing. Just shinier than usual," Ilia said.

"Must be silver eyes," Yang said. She shrugged.

That was something that happened in the cafe. No one went crazy over the multiverse. It was probably something about the cafe itself.

After getting their orders, the Trio sat on the stools by the front.

"Jaune, you shouldn't be so messy," Yang said. Jaune got himself a cheese danish and had crumbs all over him.

"Sorry," Jaune said. Yang reached over and wiped some of the crumbs away.

"So... how did you three get together?" Ilia asked, bringing over some napkins.

"I confessed to Blake, then not even five minutes later, Jaune confessed to Blake. And hey, I thought Jaune was cute, and a good guy. So we learned the position Blake was in, we just... agreed to all go out," Yang said.

"I'm half convinced she just wants to collect blondes. Sun better watch out," Jaune laughed. Blake blushed.

There may have been something to that blush.

[spahhzy]

Blake: Weiss, there's been a little problem in the cockpit...

Weiss: Cockpit, what is it?

Blake: It's a little room in front of the plane, where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now!

Passenger: My GODS, THIS BLONDE HAIRED WOMAN IS ALMOST PRACTICALLY NAKED AND CARRYING and EQUALLY ALMOST NAKED MAN, LIKE ITS SOME SEQUEL POST!

Yang emerged from the crowd carrying a half delirious Jaune.

Yang: OHHHHHHH BLAKEY~

Blake: It's does work!

Weiss:

[brokentrafficknight]

Ghira and Tai's 'I Hate My Son in Law' t-shirts are custom made.

[jboy44]

At a beach blake looks between yang in bikini and rusted knight jaune in trunks covered in muscles and scars.

The cat girl says " the struggles of being bisexual. Beef cake girlfriend, yang, rusted knight, big boobed blonde. Ripped blonde" *goes crossed to look at both at once *" thank you gods"

Yang " we broke her lady killer"

Jaune rubs beard " just like what me and saphron did to terra. What were did you think adrian came from?"

Yang gasps " go on daddy man"

[izlaniusliddel]

WHY ARE THE ONLY STUNGKNIGHT FANFICTIONS ON AO3 FUCKING PORN?! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Hold out your hand and see what they do challenge: Stung Knight (Or Stungknight?)

Jaune: *Laying on Yang's bed. Slaps hand down on the sheets, palm up* *THUD*

Yang: *Looks up from her scroll to see what the sound was* What?

Blake: *Reading*

Jaune: *Slaps hand down again* *THUD* *THUD*

Yang: *Smiles and dives towards him, slamming her hand down on his for an awesome high five* Yeah!

Blake: *Still reading*

Jaune: *Moves his hand out from under Yang's and slaps it down again* *THUD*

Yang: *Confused* "Oookay? You want your scroll? *Picks up Jaune's scroll from the bedside table and hands it to him*

Jaune: *Tosses scroll* *THUD*

Blake: *Closes book*

Yang: Yoooou want my scroll? *Hands it to him*

Jaune: *Toss* *THUD*

Yang: *Slightly annoyed* Wha-?! Okay you want some Lien? *Pulls out a few Lien cards and place them in his hand*

Jaune: *Tosses them, scattering them across the carpet* *THUD*

Yang: *Red irises* OKAY! What do you want!?

Blake: *Hops down from her bed and walks over* I know what he wants.

Jaune: *THUD THUD*

Blake: Ahem. *Casually lifts up the tail of her top and jumps on the bed, her bellabooty landing on Jaune's hand* How's that~?

Jaune: *Squeezes the bellabooty* There we go~

Yang: *Crosses her arms and pouts* Oh you ass! You should have just asked!

Blake: *Smirks and wiggles her booty on Jaune's hand* You snooze, you lose Yang~.

Jaune: *Still squeezing her perfect rump* Mmm much better

Blake: *Starts purring and lays down next to him to cuddle*

Inspired by this short on YouTube.

[rachetmath]

Honest Jaune Harem Paradise

Well with the ending being rwby, jaune and neo on an island jaune harem is a possible thing(shitpost story if you can)

@sublimepizzakong15 okay so I am going honest with you. I going to keep this real.

On the Islnd

Yang: Well Vomit boy, it’s your lucky day. You’re stuck on a tropical island with not one, not two but five hot girls.

Jaune: … … … You mean I’m stuck with four girls who love each other and one girl who hates all of us. How am I lucky?

Yang:  Look at us. We hot.

Weiss: We’re beautiful.

Blake: And thicc.

Jaune: *laughs* Holy crap!

RWBYN: … … …

Jaune: *laughs* Oh Oum. You must have forgotten Harriet and Elm. Seriously, thicc? Ya’ll need to grow in few areas before you could think that.

Ruby: Wow Jaune, body shaming much?

Jaune: Okay, let me be honest, you are all hot. However, Bumblebee seems ready to engage in special combat.

Yang and Blake: *blush*

Jaune: Whiterose is going to have a lot of tension.

Ruby: Weiss and I aren’t going argue.

Jaune: Mm sweet heart you might start. And Neo.

Neo: …

Jaune: Go kill or fuck yourself.  

Neo: *shocked and heart broken*

Jaune: Basically, I’m not going to get anything out of this. So, I’m going to walk around, search for survivors, and find a way out of here while *low his voice* grieving.

Ruby: Wait a minute, what-?

Jaune: *walks away while crying in distances* Why Penny?! Why couldn’t you let Ruby do it?!! Tell me god, why must I suffer?!! What sins have I committed to allow such a fate?

Me: I mean you cheated Beacon. Even though that’s minor considering how many hunters died. You almost got Weiss killed. Even though you healed her. You made Oscar- no you did apologize and made the effort to hang out with him. And you tried to save him. Unlike Qrow’s bitch ass. Well you didn’t bother to tell James- then again him being on Ozpin’s side, not really doing much for your team, and kind of having a few screw loose in his plans… Damn, its just you and team paying for everything Ruby has done. Wow, I mean this puts you in Raven’s, Ironwood’s, and Ozpin’s position. Like Jaune you might be destined to be a headmaster or great leader to the world.