#knit dicks

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So I made a tiny fuzzy teal penis out of what I think is mohair.

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So... You just knit penises for the hell of it?

Yep! It was originally a joke, but apparently that's how people know my blog. :P

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So, are your knittings (The penises) are they penis cozies?

Nope! There are penis cozy patterns, but they're just stuffed penises, haha.

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Can I ask a quick knit dick question? If you were to hold it at the balls, does the shaft stick up, or is it heavy enough to flop?

The shaft sticks up.

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wait. you make KNITTED PENISES? THAT IS THE COOLEST THING

I do! They're fun little projects.

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sudden realization talking with cosmicrubric over skype

the shaft for the penis pattern is infinitely expandable

I could make a thin penis scarf where the shaft was like a metre, metre and a half long

PEOPLE COULD WEAR A PENIS AROUND THEIR NECK

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floofy dicks

only if you use expensive wool.

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heu would you mind sending me your penis knitting pattern if you have one because I rly wanna do this thank you very much because who wouldnt want a knitted penis

Here you go! Super easy and quick. :D