Apr 28
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NOT funny
i hope everyone with a transmigrator para has a great day
(ethan my beloved.. (not cannibal ethan))
-🎲
I love learning new words!
"Another day to live through. Better get started."
Vincent Price - The Last Man On Earth (1964)
"Dean, I was told that I have to tell you about my marriage to a djinn queen in Syria before we can plan our wedding. Technically, I already explained this, but then I got sucked into a cartoon, so I'm not sure if you heard it."
"who told you wha--??" hold up?! that's not what he was expecting when it comes to pieces of advice the angel often returns home carting from various visits he makes. every errant thought in dean's noggin' comes to one of those record scratch halts you see on television." wait.. you did what now?" obviously! dean missed the announcement slash explanation of what exactly went down in syria??
"uhh... hold on. was it one of those naked around a campfire kinda weddings? or was there paperwork involved? how legal are we talkin' here?" he doubts a djinn queen's got much to stand on when it comes to ... er. who the hell knows? this is CAS we're talking about here. queue the confused, this is not what i expected but yet i'm not completely, wholly surprised either, dead pan.. how deep are we in to get you out of this face.
listen I'm getting really pissed off with anons telling me Nezha is a child or I can't write smut of a child
SHUT UP. LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
IF HE'S A CHILD THEN REDSON WOULD BE A FUCKING BABY CAUSE GUESS WHAT? LEGO MONKIE KID IS SET IN A DIFFERENT TIME.
NEZHA IN THIS TIMELINE COULD BE OLDER THEN FUCKING WUKONG FOR CHRIST'S SAKE AND HES AROUND 5000 YEARS OLD.
WHILE I DO AGREE THAT HE DOES HAVE THE APPEARANCE OF A TWELVE YEAR OLD THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE US INE CAUSE GUESS FUCKING WHAT? HE AGES DIFFERENTLY FROM CHILDREN.
IF YOU'VE PAID ATTENTION TO THE KIDS OF LEGO MONKIE KID YOUD KNKW FOR A FACT THEY'RE KIDS BECAUSE THDY WILL ACT LIKE ONE
IM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF ANONS TRYING TO TELL ME HE'S A CHILD WHEN WE ALL KNOW DAMN HE AINT ONE