#know your roll

[daughterofthebeard]

I wouldn't go that far... LOL!

When I got home from work, Phia was soaking in the tub so I went in to enjoy the new TV for a few minutes. I was just stretching a bit and watching Hard Knocks when Phia ran into the living room and jumped on me...

Phia: I love you! I love you!

Daddy: Oh, I love you too!

Phia: You're the best Daddy ever! I missed you so much!

Daddy: Oh, you're so sweet...have you just been waiting for me to get home all day?

Phia: Well, not exactly. I've been playing with my Mommy.

[blackchristopherwalken-blog]

HEY, NERD. 

YEAH YOU, NERD, WORKIN' THERE. WORKIN' LIKE A NERD. 

I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO MEET ME AT THE JABRONI HOTEL AT THE CORNER OF KNOW-YOUR-ROLL AND SHUT-YOUR-MOUTH AVENUE. 

OH, YOU HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL? WELL HOW ABOUT A TASTE OF THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW, BITCHWAD. 

[honeymoonxeyes-blog]

you really need to grow up, that's really the only problem I have with you. 

[momneedsanap-blog]

I am really irritated. Why the fuck can't people keep their mouths shut? OPSEC means "know your roll and shut your damn mouth." Guess I wouldn't expect you to know that, though, since your husband is a weekend warrior.