#knowerofuselessfacts

[ashleybenlove]

What do you think would happen if Gobber got a hold of a flamethrower?

I thought of Ellen Ripley immediately.

I think Gobber would have so much fun lol.

Let Gobber have a flamethrower!!!!

Probably will help his blacksmithing I guess.

[evilwriter37]

This falls into the genre of “pics taken moments before disaster.”

Was trying to get a decent pic of the kagouti for a fun group chat with @knowerofuselessfacts called “Rate That Creature” where we send pics of the weird creatures we find in video games. They attacked me right after I got this, and I wish I had been recording because the whole thing, including the lead up to the pic, was so comical and ridiculous.

[lifblogs]

If you knew you'd be completely safe, no matter the potential danger of any of the animals, if you could go play with any animal in a zoo for their enrichment, what animal would you like to play with?

This is my new favorite ask.

This gets hard to answer though because I love all big cats! Hmm, tigers were my favorite first though. I'd definitely want to play with the tigers! And omg, imagine getting to pet their soft earsies!

You know this is about to be my new best friend.

[sailorsofthestars]

3. Hiccup, Dagur, Heather. 7. Viggo, Heather, Hiccup

Hiccup, Dagur, Heather. [fmk alternative asks]:

3. fight aliens with, fight zombies with, fight capitalism with:

fight aliens with: Hiccup. He's pretty smart so his inventions and stuff would come in handy. I think we'd work well together in this particular situation.

fight zombies with: Dagur. We'd go batshit crazy and take them all down lol.

fight capitalism with: Heather. Definitely Heather. She knows what's up.

Viggo, Heather, Hiccup. [fmk alternative asks]:

7. go to a wedding with, go to a party with, go to a museum with:

go to a wedding with: Heather. She's really understanding so going to social events would be fun. If I ever got uncomfortable she would understand.

go to a party with: Hiccup. Thinking about partying with him is kinda adorable. I'd like to dance with him. I think it would be a fun experience.

go to a museum with: Viggo. I'd get to know what his opinions on certain people and events in history are. When he's not playing games, he seems like he's really interesting to talk to. And I feel like a museum may be the perfect place to have a conversation with him.

[textsfromthe-avengers]

I am only mildly sorry I am rebloging almost every third or fourth post. But I'm probably going to continue. Also, thank you for coming up with great blog!

Please feel free to reblog ALL THE POSTS I do not mind :P and you’re welcome!

[ashleybenlove]

I forgot to send this ask last night and now it's in my head again so I will remember to send this time.

So, think of this. Dragons Edge OT6. They're happy in their relationship but the majority of the 'cule realize that Snotlout doesn't show a lot of affection.

At least in the ways they understand

But then the five come to the realization that they each had clothes they had put off mending were meticulously stitched to be sturdy and comfortable and nearly invisible except for a little heart on the inside part of the seams where only they would know it was there.

Idk I just like the idea of Snotlout *caring* but not knowing how to show it because of Spitelout's influence so he ends up hiding it in little things like making sure their favorite clothes stay in good condition, and if there's a little design on the inside of the stitch, well, he has 'no idea' where that came from

Also, when they're a little older, they make a little symbol or pattern for their 'cule family and they + any kids have it embroidered somewhere on most of their clothes

I awwed aloud at "except for a little heart on the inside part". I love that. I love that Snotlout is the one that is doing the mending and giving them a little heart.

Also, that's such a perfect way for Snotlout to show his affection/care for them. Actions speak louder than words, eh.

Hiccup's suggestion for the little symbol or pattern would probably be the Toothless symbol.

Or maybe it'd be something that could represent all their dragons. Probably something not too complicated.

I love this idea, Loki! It's so cute and sweet.

[ashleybenlove]

If the Dragon Riders (plus anyone else you want if you want) had the ability to see animals from around the world like we can, what animals (other than dragons lol) do you think would be their favorites?

The twins' favorite would be the platypus. It's a weird little animal that doesn't make sense to science. It's chaos incarnate.

Given that in non-dragon AUs, Stormfly is pretty much always Assigned Bird, I think Astrid would like birds. Probably blue ones.

Fishlegs also likes a very niche animal. He probably likes the axolotl or the coelacanth.

Snotlout like bears, wolves, big cats. Like, large mammals.

Every single reptile is Hiccup's favorite. He's still a reptile guy.

Stoick likes ducks.

Dagur is also a wolf guy.

[evilwriter37]

Fun birds from each continent? If you want to look/share lol

North America: California Quail. I mean, look at this little dude. Look at that lovely head feather. Too cute!

South America: Magnificent Frigate Bird. Is it a bird or a frog?

Africa: Lilac-Breasted Roller. Absolutely beautiful bird that was introduced to me by @lashlamb13.

Europe: Alpine Citril Finch. Didn't do much research for this one, but finches are cute. Like, look at that little face!

Asia: Mandarin Duck. Such a weird and cool duck. Love all the colors.

Australia: Emu. These dinosaurs won that war for a reason.

Antarctica: Adelie Penguin. Look at these little guys! I think these are the penguins that give each other rocks to say they want to be mates.