I have never saved an image so fast, I immediately thought of you too lmao illyyyy <3
CENJCKDKCKDKCKDKFKDKCKD KO IM CACKLING HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS THATS MY LITTLE PROBLEM SOLVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A SMART AND RESOURCEFUL BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m biting his ass rn
bodyguard au for @call-me-ko in the 900 follower event!! i hope you like it ♡♡ (i was actually between a couple for you, but i kinda liked this one the best!)
"Get down!" Katsuki barked — and it was the last thing you heard before the banquet hall was engulfed in gunshots and screams —champagne flukes shattering around you. A woman a few feet away from you screamed louder, over the crowd, encasing the panic as every politician, mayor, and senator began trampling over each other to make their way out; somewhere, a mother was trying to call out to her child.
You were quickly tugged down behind a table before you could be pulled with the force of the crowd, Katsuki's hand not leaving your wrist as he pulled a handgun out of his suit pocket.
"Looks like your performance has been cut short," he grumbled out, taking small glances to where the offenders stood at the other end of the hall — "I need ya to get to the back entrance through the exit door on the left, ya hear me? I'm sure they've got the main entrances surrounded. I'll distract 'em."
You could barely find yourself listening to what he was saying: it felt like there was cotton in your ears. Your head was ringing.
"Hey!" he whisper-shouted.
But you couldn't hear him, not when beyond you both, there were two kids shivering behind a table. A young boy and an older girl.
The boy was crying, hiccuping loudly into the girls chest — and despite the girl's efforts to quiet him to not arise the offenders' attention, his wails were getting louder.
"You listenin'?" Katsuki tugged your arm.
"What about them?" you finally found the words come out of your dry mouth. Katsuki swallowed slowly, something at the tip of his tongue (and you knew his stupid line — "I'm here to protect you, not anyone else."): but instead he cocked his handgun.
"Get 'em n' run."
(You don't think you ever ran that fast in your entire life, heels clicking on the floor with the sound of gunshots behind you only drilling your heartbeat faster — the boy in your arms and the girl at your side.)
Hey Quinn!! ❤️❤️ if you're doing the selfship ask game too then um, Macarons? Eheheh. For all the bois? Or your choice! ILYYYY
EEEEEEE HI MY KO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES OKAY LETS GET INTO IT :333
macarons 𝜗𝜚 ׅ ۫ . what was your first time having sex like?
satoru: OHHHH there was so much yearning. and teasing. and giggling. in my mind we are very childhood friends to lovers and so there’s this comfort that underlies everything we do, this sort of back and forth and just lots of laughs pressed into kisses….very good and silly and us :3
suguru: SWEET AND TENDER AND SLOW AND MAKES ME MEEELLLTTTTTT oh my GODDD lots of slow movements, neck kisses, little bits of praise mixed in……….shit makes me DIZZY
sukuna: absolutely fucking insane. filthy nasty hair pulling bite marks left behind kinda sex. we both leave covered in hickeys and scratches and it is just AAHDHSHXHDJ also lots of back and forth pushing each others buttons lmao
choso: sweet and nervous and we’re both a little more inexperienced when i think about us and it’s just very sweet :’) ends with both of us nearly collapsing onto each other and giggling and unhurried kisses <3
dazai: FUCKING. INSUFFERABLE MAN WHO CANT SHUT UP (except its both of us FKDKCKDKDJF) lots of banter anytime one of us dares to so much as let out a moan the other is sooo quick with a ‘oh? you like that huh?’ lots of name calling (but like….endearingly) lots of flirting but underneath all the silliness it’s actually very tender….we take our time and really savor each others presence :’)
childe: oh man. so there are 2 different settings for my selfship with him in my mind……1 is VERY enemies/rivals to lovers in which case our first time hooking up is a LOT like mid-fight we’re both scratched and bleeding a little and it’s just feral and teeth and incredible. the other is more childhood friends to lovers where our first time is like….shockingly tender??? all things considered???? but it’s also kind of sad in a way….forces us both to realize that the kids we were don’t exist anymore and we’re different and we grew up and we’ll never be in the past again……but i think it ultimately brings us more together and we find a lot of solace in that :3
HHIIII QUINN!! Had my playlist on shuffle, and a song came on that is very Dazai coded. 'Arms Tonite' (yes spelled like that lol) by Mother Mother (they have some really good songs if you've not heard of them before, my personal favorite is 'Verbatim'). It's def a TW like Dazai :3 so heads up. I think it's a beautiful song, feels like Dazai is singing to you or Chuuya. Anywho, just wanted to drop in here with that, ILY I hope your day/night is going well ❤️❤️
KO KO KO DID YOU KNOW ???? THAT I ??? LOOOVEEEE MOTHER MOTHER !!!!!!!!!!!! IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THEM SINCE LIKE 2020 (i know that’s when they blew up on tik tok pls don’t come for me) BUT OMG NO I LOOOOVE THAT SONG !!!!!!!!! i haven’t listened to it in a minute though and omg you are ??? SO RIGHT??????? I WILL KISS YOU THANK YOU ITS GOING IN THE QUINZAI PLAYLIST IMMEDIATELY
Hiii!!! Idk if you're a dub fan at all, buuuut if you are! The VA for Satoru & Dazai also voiced Jinshi in The Apothecary Diaries and he has the same vibe as them heheh. (I'm mainly a dub watcher bc I'm too adhd to watch sub lmao, but there's quite a few very talented English VAs and their one, Kaiji Tang, is sooooo good!!) I'm a huge audio person so if the voice is off I'm just not interested but man, Jinshi is *chefs kiss* like the faux arrogant charm but also the smooth serious moments, ugh loooove. Anyway, thought I'd recommend in case you're a fan of Dazai & Satoru English VA and want mooore! On that note, HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN!!! (I'm so so close to finishing my Dazai drawing for you, I had hoped to have it done by your bday but I also didn't know when it was other than April so 😅 it'll be a belated pressie!) Hope your day is going superb!! MWAH!!!
OMG OMG OMG I HAVE HEARD SUCHHH GOOD THINGS ABT APOTHECARY DIARIES BUT I HAVE NEVER WATCHED IT BUT MAYBE THIS IS MY SIGN TO…….BC LISTEN . I USED TO BE A DIEHARD SUB GIRLIE LIKE I WATCHED ALL OF JJK (and every anime before that) SUBBED but listen…..when i started school i would have to be studying and watching tv and so i started watching dubbed and it…..did kind of change my life . especially with bsd oh my GOD i feel like they did SUCHHHH a good job with all the VAs !!!!!!!!! i have since watched bsd fully subbed and jjk fully dubbed just to get the ~full experience~ but let me just say . kaiji has me by the fucking THROAT i love that man so much his voice makes me SOOOOO 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 SO I WILL ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO WATCH :333
ALSO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES MY DEAREST!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL EAT UP YOUR ART ALWAYS THERE IS TRULY NO EXPECTATION OF ANYTHING BUT KNOW THAT I WILL BE GNAWING ON IT (AND POSSIBLY CRYING A LITTLE BC THE IDEA OF YOU DRAWING SOMETHING FOR ME IS SO SWEET I AM OVERTAKEN WITH LOVE) WAAAAAAH I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KISSING YOU SO BIG MWAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also omgg I can't believe you've not done an ask game before!! I hope you enjoy it!! ILLYY ❤️❤️
HIII MY DEAREST MOST BELOVED KO!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME IN THIS ONE IT WAS SUCH A CUTE ONE TO START WITH TEEEHEE I WAS SO NERVOUS FOR SO LONG SLDKJFLSDFJ BUT THIS HAS BEEN SO FUN I LOVE IT I LOVE YOUUU!!!!!!!! OKAY ONTO QUESTIONS :33
🛌: Who wakes up first? What do they do when they first wake up?
satoru: answered here :3 HOWEVER !!!!! i said he always wakes up before me bc he has responsibilities, and in general i think he does wake up earlier just bc his body is used to it, but on days where he's allowed to sleep in and i get up before him, i always let him sleep :') i just stay in bed and listen to his tiny little snores because i don't want to risk disturbing him (i know how badly he needs his rest, and truthfully he is the cutest little sleeper... his mouth open just a little and his snores almost sound like purring and UGHHH he's just so adorable it makes me ill)
ajax: answered here :33 BUT i did mention our little morning routine SOOOO i am hijacking this to discuss that lsdkjflskdjflskdfj ajax and i always do our mornings together, he demands suggests that we shower together, and he does this stupid bit where he tries to make me laugh when we're brushing our teeth to make me spit toothpaste everywhere sldfjsdkfj but i usually just kick him away :33 then i help him do his 'skincare' (it's just lotion it's the only thing he'll let me do but this stupid awful man has perfect skin anyways so it's not like it even matters lsdkfjlsdkfj) but he lets me do it nonetheless, lets me take my time with it and just make it sweet and warm <3 if we have time we drink coffee together in the mornings and after he makes a point to bundle me up in the winter and put my hat/scarf/gloves on for me (even though i insist i don't need them) before we have to go our separate ways for the day <33
I'm just about to go to bed bc it's 5am here in NZ (ehehe oops) BUT, who's your main so far for Genshin? Got a fav weapon or element? I'm so keen for details and updates omg! Best of luck with Childe!! And the glider xD you'll get used to it!
OKAY HELLO MY LOVE I WAS SAVING THIS UNTIL I HAD TRIED OUT A FEW MORE CHARACTERS TO GIVE YOU A REAL ANSWER AND NOW THAT I HAVE …… i mainly find myself rotating between kaeya and amber :33
i tend to start w amber bc i actually LOOOOVE the bow like it’s so fun and i feel so stealthy teehee (i hated it at first but learned how to aim and now it’s my FAVORITEEEE) and kaeya for closer combat stuff teehee i LOOOOVE freezing things too it’s so fun :3
so far i haven’t loooooved any of the anemo, geo, or electro guys ive played BUT i also haven’t really gotten a chance to do dendro or hydro yet so we will see :33
THANK YOU FOR THE LUCK TEEHEE i will need it (i will bring that man home kicking and screaming if that’s what it takes)
Whhhoooo are your top 3 jjk self ships. What are they like pda wise with you!? Love or hate?! Hand holding or waist, hips? Oohhh what's their fav body part on you!!
And! who are your 3 least fav or hated characters and why? Dw, no judgements here!
III LOOOOOVE YOOOUUUU!!!!! BEST MOOT EVER OMG
HI KO HI KO HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
OKAY SO . i have four main selfships with satoru, suguru, choso, and sukuna. HOWEVER, i didn't originally selfship w sugu i just ... became very unwell abt him once i started writing for him HAHAHAHAHAH and he has not left my mind since!!!! i also go through phases w sukuna and choso depending on how i'm feeling, but my blue-eyed freak is always there in the front of my mind sldjflskdjflskdj SOOO i'm gonna cheat and answer for all four of them >:33 (and i'm putting this under a cut so it doesn't get HORRIBLY LONG HAHAHAHHA)
gojo is . the MOSTTTT pda of all of them !!! bro is always holding my hand or my shoulders or waist or literally any part of me he can get his hands on lskdjflskdj and he will just cover my whole face in kisses whenever we're anywhere hahahahahha but i also always love love LOVEEE making him carry me places and will just hop into his arms and he'll just keep moving like it's nothing :3
sukuna is the next biggest fan of pda but he does it to be evil . sick vile man SDLFKJSDLKFJ he'll grab my ass in public or tease me or something bc he knows it gets a rise out of me and then we'll go make out somewhere secluded bc we both get too worked up HAHAHHAHA and bro loooooves walking with his arm around my waist, both for him and bc he's a little possessive teehee
suguru is okay with pda but neither of us love it that much so we mostly just hold hands, but sometimes he'll do this thing where he pulls me in and puts his hands on my jaw and just kisses me for a moment ; i get soooo flustered and he just keeps moving like nothing happened HAHAHAHAHA
and choso .. my sweet baby choso is not a huuuuge pda person either, but i think he really really likes to just . hold one another !!! so like he'll pull me in for hugs or leave his arm around my shoulders so he can just wrap himself around me whenever he wants :')
OOOOH OKAY AND SO .... my 3 least faves .... hmmmmmm
i have never been a huge toji guy just bc i was mad at him for hurting suguru and satoru HAHAHAHAHA like i know he's complex and has gone through his own shit and i don't hate him at all (like . i've written for him in the past and i WANT to like him i really really do) but every time i see a pic of him my brain goes >:( bc he hurt my babies HAHAHAHAHA
and sort of hot take but i am just not a nanami fucker either :// he hasn't done literally anything wrong (and my boyfriend actually loves him HAHAHAHAHA he sends me thirst trap tik toks of him) but i just . can't make myself want to fuck a blond HAHAHAHAHHA
and third .... hmmm .... i'm obvi not a big mahito fan bc he hurt my sweet boys but i feel like that's too much of a cop out answer .... hmmm honestly ... i didn't like maki that much the first time i watched the show :/ BUT THEN I WATCHED THE JJK0 MOVIE AND LIKED HER MORE !!!! and i still don't hate her i feel like she's also soo complex and has gone through a lot but i did not like her at first hsdlfkjsldkfj
THIS WAS SO LONG HAHAHAHA BUT THANK YOU MY DEAR KO I LOVE YOUUUUUU KISSES