Who needs to lay in bed when you have your couch?

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Who needs to lay in bed when you have your couch?
I need thick dick Koa. I cannot explain. But just... Thick. Dick. Koa.
PLEASE!!! Anything about thick dick Koa
Koa Dick Headcanons
Cut! Circumcision is common in Hawaii so I imagine he’d be in the majority.
Longer than average but not by TOO much? He’s like 6.2” or 6.3”, which is a very nice size.
Girth is where he shines though. Average is 4.59” according to google, but Koa is about the same in girth as he is long. 6.2”-6.3”. (He finds it so cute if you have trouble fitting it in.)
Pretty big balls, and they hang a bit, but not too much.
His dick is a bit darker than the rest of his skin, and the tip gets a dark angry red when he’s horny.
I feel like he probably doesn’t have much of a curve to him. MAAAAAAAAAYBE a little to the left if you look with a microscope.
He has a lot of hair, he doesn’t care enough to completely shave. He doesn’t let it get UNRULY. Just a trim here and there when he feels it’s necessary.
Uni's kept me busy for a bit but I've obvi got some stuff cooking!! Specifically, stuff for me and the like 6 other Koa fans lol
I like how you draw the funny couch man thank you for giving him attention
Hehe thank you :]
I too love the funny couch man so if no one else was gonna feed his fans then I suppose I’ll have to do it myself o7 !!
She want that cookie couch so badly..
Hi! If you're not to busy or if you ever get to this, could I maybe have a ship ask/request-?
My homeowner-sona is named Chris and they're uh. They're a little on the insane end. Ever since finding out their entire house is alive it has just... Messed them up. Especially because the objects ask so much of them, and they comply due to being a people pleaser.
With that, they're a very anxious person, and shy as all hell. It does NOT take much to make them flustered. However, all their intentions are good, and they try to be as friendly as possible. It doesn't help with their clumsy nature, hence the bandages on their body. Oh yeah! They speak English and a little Italian.
(To think, I'm a cringe person(/aff) who still uses Gacha. Because I can't draw a human to save my life 💀)
I Ship You With:
Koa
Why?
You don’t have to people please with him. He just likes having you around.
His calm balances out your anxiety because sometimes opposites DO attract.
Your shyness isn’t a problem with Koa, because he’s a quiet person himself and doesn’t demand anything of others. He doesn’t push you, and you guys would really enjoy just sitting together.
Clumsy? Bandages? Those wounds must hurt, why don’t you go take a seat on the couch?
SFW
He’s a quiet person, and he prefers quiet time with people. But he understands that sometimes quiet makes anxiety worse, and he’d be willing to lay back with you on his chest and let you rant and ramble and overthink and work through whatever you needed. He probably wouldn’t be the best with advice, he’d just say you need to take it easy because that’s what he’d do, why wouldn’t it work for you? But he’s a good ear.
You know that little Korean-Hawaiian fusion restaurant he opens? He’d love to have you chilling around while he works. He’d bring you some free appetizers and drinks (cute fruity ones with a little umbrella) and enjoy them with you on his very frequent breaks.
Oh no, you’ve dropped your glass and there’s broken shards all around you! Don’t panic, Koa’s got you. He softly tells you not to move before he carefully picks you up and moves you to another spot. He slowly looks you over while asking if you’re hurt anywhere. He smiles when he realizes you’re okay and leaves for a moment to clean up the mess. Your knight in shining Hawaiian-themed cushion fabric.
His love languages are physical touch, but nothing intense, and gift giving. He’d sit next to you on the couch and invite you to lean your head on his shoulder, or he’d gently press his leg to yours when he sits with you at the restaurant. He does love naps with you on top of him.
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He likes you on top in other circumstances too. He’s a suuuuuuper soft dom, but he’s a little lazy so he prefer to sit back and let you ride.
Thick dick and he’s gonna warmly chuckle and say, “Take it slow, no rush,” if you have trouble fitting it in.
He’s somehow quieter during sex than he already is?? The only indication that he’s enjoying himself is the happy little smile playing on his lips and the pressure of his fingers on your hips as he guides you.
If he’s in a really freaking good mood or you REALLY need something to help with anxiety, he might offer you a sensual happy-ending massage with oils.