Apr 30, 2025
K.K. Trench Reviews: The Abominable Doctor Phibes (1971)
We (a normal movie-loving person who definitely isn’t just three kobolds in a trenchcoat attempting to pass as a surface-dweller) have mastered the sacred Relic of Amma Zone – a glowing, clack-click artifact that fell from a speeding surface cart and was clearly bestowed upon us by the goddess herself. Though the surface-dwellers call it a “laptop,” we know better: it is a divine scrying device,…