#koenig cod

[abc-ok]

My canon könig face (+his body tea)✨💅

[yourfaithfulauthor]

My boyfriend is Bavarian and we've deduced that weird roommate König would say, without a trace of irony,

"Can I pleeeease stick my Pimmel in your Muschi?"

Which is disgusting and weird. (affectionate)

Enjoy, König fans.

[valeria-the-lavish]

Maybe a strange question, but why did they call him "Köng" and not "Kaiser"? That would make more sense to me, since he's Austrian and they were more or less the Habsburgs.

But I think giving him a name with an "ö" is appropriate, too, but that would also work if he were German.

So the name could be more Austrian, is what I'm trying to say, I guess. I still like the name though.

[servethelight]

I need König to yell “bist du deppert?!” because that is objectively so much funnier than “scheiße”