Summery: Josuke gets a letter from a secret admirer.
Prompt(s): AU/School/Confession
Word Count: 1,498(give or take)
Character(s): Josuke, Surface, Koichi, Okuyasu(Mentioned), Yukako(Mentioned)
Ship(s): Surface/Josuke, Koichi/Yukako(Mentioned)
Category(s): M/M, AU, Comedy
Tag(s): Minor Pining, Minor Threatening, Almost Kiss
Alternate Universe(s): Surface is still around somehow.
Other Info: Even though this was written before I remembered about @jjbarareshipsweek2k17, I’m using this for day 5 of rarepair week’s “School” prompt. lol
It was another average day in Morioh with Josuke, Koichi, and Okuyasu all currently in school, trying to live their "normal" lives together. Though, ever since they got their Stands, nothing has ever been 100% normal since. Something they sadly had to accept.
Around lunch time, on their way to their lockers, Josuke had something on his mind. Is it important? Is it life or death? Maybe not the latter, but he sure found it important.
"Hey Koichi..." Josuke asked hesitantly.
"Yeah Josuke?"
"Do you think I'll ever like...get a girlfriend?"
Koichi stopped in his tracks, blinking his wide eyes a few times. "Whoa. I never thought I'd hear you ask such a question."
Josuke slightly jumped. "W-well I mean... YOU have a girlfriend. And Okuyasu has his eyes set on someone. And so far, I haven't really found anyone that I love in that way."
"You also gotta remember that my girlfriend tried killing me at one point."
"Oh yeah...that did happen, didn't it? Either way though, It's not that I'm afraid. It's just that....I guess I feel kinda lonely? Or left out?"
Koichi sighed. "Well, if you focus too much on it, you might miss the person of your dreams."
"Ah...good point..."
"Now come on Josuke, let's put away our stuff so we can eat lunch."
As the two finally make it to their lockers, Josuke noticed something was off. Upon taking a closer look, it seemed that there was something stick between the door.
"Y-yo...Koichi."
"What?"
"Doesn't that pink thing look kinda like a..."
"It can't be, we were JUST talking about this."
His taller peer didn't really care, he was just caught up in the possible idea of someone sending him a love letter. So much in fact, he almost forgot his number combo. Once he got it open, the first thing he did was catch the envelope. Josuke had such a silly grin on his face, Koichi couldn't help but laugh.
"Oh boy!" Josuke exclaimed joyfully.
"So? Is it really a love letter?" his friend asked.
"Let's find out!"
He turned it over, nothing was written on it except ‘To Josuke-Kun~<3′.
" 'Josuke-Kun’? " Koichi questioned.
"That's me~! Now, to open it!"
Instead of being careful about it, he just sort of ripped it open. Luckily though, the piece of paper inside was still in tack. And as such, the letter read as so:
Hello Josuke-Kun~
I've had a crush on you ever since we first saw each other, it truly was love at first sight! In my eyes everything about you was perfect, your lovely hair, your wonderful body, your cute nose, oh! It was all just TOO much for poor little me to handle~!
You may not know, or remember who I am. But that's okay. I'm simply asking for a possible chance to take a closer look at your beautiful face, and maybe even permission to touch that ever so soft skin of yours~
Love, your secret admirer~<3'
"You hear that Koichi!? A girl loves me!"
"I...I don't know Josuke. Something about that letter is fishy."
"Are you sure? It just seems like you're trying to be a party pooper."
"Think about it. The last time you checked your locker, which was in the morning, nothing was there. And only NOW, AFTER talking about love letters, you get one. It may be a trap."
"Are you implying....it's the work of an Enemy Stand?"
Koichi blinked a couple of times. "I mean...it could be?"
"But you can clearly tell this is a female's handwriting."
"You're forgetting female Stand Users."
"Dang it, you're right. Alright alright, but I still wanna find out who sent this."
"Sure, go ahead. Just don't get yourself killed okay?"
Koichi turned away and began walking.
"Wha-wait! Where are you going!?"
"I'm starving! I'm gonna get lunch!"
"Aw! Come on dude!"
"Have fun Josuke!"
Josuke sighed. "Well...I guess I'll be doing this by myself then."
Somewhere on the back of the letter it stated were the person wanted to met up at, so, wanting to so badly to find out who sent him the letter, Josuke complied. This lead him into the school's gym locker room.
Scattered across varies objects in the room were white pieces of paper with red arrows on them, pointing and guiding him to where he needed to go. After following them for a bit, he was lead towards a beaten up looking locker. As one would imagine, it stood out like a sore thumb.
Weird? Yes. And because of this, Josuke was very hesitant.
"Uh...hello?"
There were arrows taped all around that one locker, with one piece of paper saying "open the door". Bizarre, very bizarre. But despite that, he followed as instructed. Using his Stand, Josuke ripped open the locker door at the tip of [CRAZY DIAMOND]'s range and placed the slab of metal down nearby.
Looking in inside, the only thing there was a wooden doll of some kind. Pretty sure artists use it help with poses.
"Wha-that's it? A hunk of wood?" He leaned into the locker, touching the doll to move it. Nothing was behind, or underneath it. Turning away in disappointment Josuke let out a sigh.
"Well...there goes that... And here I thought someone was gonna confess their love."
"Oh, but I am."
Josuke turned around SO fast, he was rather startled by the voice coming from behind. Especially since it sounded like his own. Though before he could react, he was caught in a bear hug from behind.
"Hey! What the heck!?" As he turned his sight to face the person, he noticed the wooden doll from before was gone. "What a minute, what happened to the-ahhey watch it!"
The person behind him moved their arms, wraping them around his torso. Right under his chest.
"Ooo~ I knew falling in love with you was the right choice! You do care~"
Josuke's eyes went wide once he realized who that was. He then began to violently rock back and forth, hopping to get loose.
"What's wrong Josuke-Kun? Don't you want me to confess my love~"
"NO WAY! I thought I got rid of you!"
"Aw, you're being so harsh!"
Josuke gripped onto Surface's wrists and tried to slide them downwards, a mistake he quickly regretted as the Stand's tight grip on his jacket only just caused it to pop open. Surface let go and spun Josuke around so he faced him, he then proceeded to slam him against the open locker.
"Hey! I thought you said liked me!"
"Oh, but I do! Sometimes love comes with a little bumps~"
The teen starred at the Stand, expecting a fight of some kind to break out. But instead, Surface placed his head near the other's neck. Once again wrapping his arms around him.
"What are you-?"
"Shhh. Move with me."
"Wait what?"
Surface pulled Josuke away from the locker, one arm moved downwards towards his hip. While the other arm moved up, resting nicely upon the soft, yet muscular pec. At a slow and steady pace, Surface began to guide Josuke into rocking back and forth. Nice, and easy.
The teen tried to break free from the Stand's grip, but was met with a sharp pain in his chest.
"If you leave, I'll stab you right here." he spoke as he poked Josuke's chest with his oddly sharp fingers.
The latter flinched. "Fine..."
Continuing the back and forth moment, Surface once again moved an arm. The hand that rested upon Josuke's pec was moved upwards to his face, allowing the Stand the joy of caressing his soft skin.
It was at this point, Josuke got annoyed.
"What do you want Surface."
The Stand giggled. "Isn't it obvious?" he smirked with a sly smile. "I just want to touch~"
"Ugh, I'm gonna miss lunch! I have no time for this!"
Josuke placed a hand under Surface's chin and lifted it up to meet eyes.
"J-Josuke what are you-!"
He brought the Stand's body closer to him, causing the latter to blush. Leaning in he starred at Surface un-amused.
"You want my love? Fine."
Josuke's lips got closer and closer to Surface, only just causing his blush to grow. Once he was just within a few mere inches of touching his lips with the other, the Stand collapsed onto the ground, slightly startling Josuke.
Looking downwards revealed that apparently, Surface JUST couldn't handle the thought of Josuke ACTUALLY and WILLINGLY kissing him. So he passed out.
"That's....really pathetic. I wasn't even gonna really kiss him, I was just going to place a peck possibly on his cheek and hope that would be enough. But I guess him coming close to kissing me was too much for him. Ugh, glad that's over."
The teen picked up his jacked from off the floor, throwing it over his shoulder before walking out of the locker room, searching for the way to the cafeteria. "Gosh, I hope there's enough time for me to eat before the bell rings."
And with that, Josuke left. Leaving poor ol Surface on the tiled floor, flustered beyond reason.
Koikako shoujo series parodies~ the idea of putting Koichi in the heroine roles has been floating in my head for a while and I finally decided to put pencil to paper lol. Based on the adorable Wotakoi manga covers and the jdrama Hana Yori Dango promo image.
