#koko why

[melemeleguardian]

@diamonddandruff cont from here

“Nope,” Tapu Koko said as he started to fly with the girl still on his shoulder. “Sorry, but you have broken a sacred Alolan law, so as punishment you must be made a sacrifice to the volcano.” The Pokemon was lying, of course, but Dawn didn’t know that. 

[telekinetiq-a]

Stuffs a slice of Pizza into Mewtwo's mouth. Because stuffing things into Mewtwo's mouth is what Koko does now. (heh)

                 ❛  …  ❜

      With the slice of pizza hanging in his mouth, the psychic stared without amusement at the island deity. Reluctantly, Mewtwo chewed and swallowed the forcibly ‘offered’ food with a scowl, not seeming impressed with its taste. Too greasy.

                 ❛  You could just offer me food like normal, rather than just stuffing it in my mouth. Next time I might take something EXTRA… something attached.  ❜

[melemeleguardian]

“Where does my human form fit in the whole Fur-sona spectrum?”

[fuckabilitypolitics]

me, very close to my dog's face: you are a Stinky and Bad dog. listen. listen up you little asshole. you are the worst. i love you

[lele-bxtterfly]

"Really, Koko?" "...Can I help?"

[amalkova]

Once you get this you have to say five good things about yourself publicly, then send it to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable). Positivism rocks!

cute tits

positive like I'm high 24/7

pretty strong, srsly, I can bench press a dude

I art a lot

baking! I'm good with pies and cakes

so basically I'm a girl ver of peeta mellark and that's nice