He takes YOUR clothes (slight NSFW/18+!)
Kokushibou is out for some revenge after you took his clothes😈
You went in the bath after a long day. You just wanted to relax and take time to yourself. Kokushibou had gone out on a mission a couple of days ago, and he probably wouldn't be back until tomorrow. You had been catching up on self-care and doing other things that you wanted to do without possibly being interrupted by your demon lover.
You don't really mind when he interrupts you, but still, he gets in the way sometimes.
After spending a lengthy time in the bath, you get out and dry yourself off. You then go out into the bedroom to put on the clothes you had set aside for yourself.
Except, they weren't there.
You were very confused. You rewind your memory and think through what you had done before you got in the bath and you swore you set out some clothes for after the bath. But, no problem, maybe you forgot after all. You could just go into the wardrobe and get what you wanted.
Except, there was not a single item of your clothing in your side of the wardrobe. The other side was filled as usual, but all with Kokushibou's clothes. You could try to wear them, but they'd be too big on you and would be basically falling off. But trying to wear Kokushibou's clothes wasn't what was on your mind. How the hell did all of your clothes disappear?
You're standing there naked and frozen in shock. Is this really happening? Is it a dream? Yes, maybe you fell asleep in the bath and this is your dream. It was relaxing enough in there to fall asleep.
"Looking for something, Love?"
You hear Kokushibou speaking in a teasing tone at the doorway to your bedroom.
He's back? You think. You hadn't planned for that.
You're not really embarrassed about being naked in front of him, because he's seen it all before, anyway. And, you're from a more modern time period so you aren't as modest as your demon lover is. You shamelessly turn around to face him, flashing him with the entire front side of your body.
But your expression and your confidence immediately changes. You see the clothes you set aside for yourself draped over Kokushibou's broad shoulder. Kokushibou is snickering under his breath with a very mischievous look on his face.
Yeah, he looks like this. He's enjoying every minute.
Your face gets red. "Koku, ehm ... what are ..." You smile nervously. "What are you doing back so soon?"
Kokushibou pats the clothes draped over his shoulder. "You know that I can't bear being away from you, my dearest y/n," he says.
He's still snickering like a naughty child. He never got to do shit like this as a kid because his dad would have beat him up if he did, so you can't blame the man, but still ...
"Koku, give me back my clothes," you say, a bit sternly.
"Ah, it doesn't feel so good, does it," he says and hums a "mhm" to himself. "Do you not remember when you played a sneaky little trick on me when I was washing?"
"Ah." You scratch your head. "So, it's payback."
He pats the clothes over his shoulder. "You couldn't find anything in there either, could you, my love?" His eyes gesture to the wardrobe behind you.
You're starting to get angry now. You might have taken his clothes but you didn't do this. "Yeah, and what happened to all of my other clothes, huh?"
Kokushibou snorts. He wants to burst out laughing but he's holding it back. "I took them away."
He giggles a little. "I took them away," he repeats in a sing-songy tone.
"To where?" You narrow your eyes at him.
You strictly extend your arm. "Kokushibou, give me my clothes."
"You'll have to catch me!" He runs off.
You know how fast he is and he's much faster than you, so you don't even take the time to throw on one of his kimonos so you have something covering you. You run out of the bedroom, completely naked, and chase after him with all of your might. Kokushibou doesn't go so fast that you lose him, but he stays a distance ahead of you. You can hear him laughing and you can see him looking back at you, very obviously enjoying the view.
The two of you keep running through the Infinity Castle like that, making a huge ruckus. Kokushibou knows that the inside of the castle should be kept quiet, so he runs outside onto the ground.
Oh fuck! You think. You hesitate to continue to run after him, but you do it anyway. You're going to get him and teach him a lesson. Your determination to do that outweighs the shame you'd have for running outdoors naked.
"Y/n! Y/n! You're slow!" Kokushibou calls. He laughs harder. It's a really hearty kind of laugh, coming straight from the depths of his belly.
It's nice that he's having so much fun, and hearing him laugh so much is making you smile but DAMMIT YOU WANT YOUR CLOTHES.
Kokushibou takes you half a lap around the castle before he intentionally slows down, having tortured you enough (and having gotten enough of the view he wanted). He stops suddenly, and you're going at your top speed. You aren't able to come to a halt immediately, so you slide into him, knocking him onto the ground. The next thing you know, you're on top of him.
Kokushibou is laughing and grabbing at your body. His eyes are so full of life and of course, he's blushing.
"I like you right here, exactly as you are," he says to you and gives your bare ass a squeeze.
Now that you caught him and can snatch your clothes to put them on whenever you want to, you're laughing, too. You grind against his clothed crotch. He grunts and groans under his breath, staring into you eyes as he starts to help you move in the way he wants.
The two of you are so much in the moment that you've forgotten that you're outside.
"Ahh ... Kokushibou ..." you say quietly and bring your lips to his. You don't hesitate to stick your tongue in his mouth as you kiss him.
This is perfect. Both of you are on the way to reach feelings of bliss, and your mouths are already feeling them. Until ...
... there is an angry knocking at the window.
You had chased Kokushibou halfway around the Infinity Castle, and when you tackled him to the ground, you ended up just a couple meters away from the castle wall.
The knocking continues, harder this time. Your lips part from Kokushibou's.
Kokushibou scowls. "Who's disturbing us now ...?"
You were both still riding on the remnants of your ecstasy that you still haven't realised that you were not in private.
"KOKUSHIBOU," came Muzan's snapping, angry voice.
Kokushibou looked petrified. He gasped a little.
Your body started to shiver. You stared down at Kokushibou. You wouldn't dare look up at that window.
"Y-yes, Muzan-sama ...?" Kokushibou spoke, trying to conceal how his voice was shaking. He looked up at the window with his middle and upper eyes.
Muzan was leaning out the window, dressed in a white shirt and ornate vest. "WHAT do you think you are doing out here ..." Every word that came out of his mouth was like a sharp dagger.
Kokushibou's Adam's Apple bobbed as he swallowed a thick, sour clump of saliva. "I am -- I am -- I --" He couldn't speak.
"Get this filthy work away from my wing," Muzan sneered. "If it were anyone else but you, Kokushibou, both of you would be dead."
"I -- Yes, Muzan-sama. Yes," Kokushibou said.
"I will count to five and you better be out of my sight."
It didn't even take until Muzan counted to one before Kokushibou had you wrapped in his arms and evacuated the area. He sped at his top speed back to your wing and delivered you both to your bedroom.
He was careful when he set you down on the futon, but with himself, he was not so gentle. His knees buckled from under him and he fell to the floor. His face, ears, and neck were all as red as a bright tomato.
"Kokushibou," you said and went over to him. You wrapped an arm around him and rested your chin on his shoulder. "Kokushibou, it'll be all right."
"I ... can't believe ... this happened ..." he said. He covered his face with his hands.
"It'll be fine. Muzan's just grumpy. He won't hold it against you."
"I will never live this down ..."
"Just give it time." You kiss him in his hair.
He takes some deep breaths. You continue to kiss him in his hair and stroke his hair. It calms him.
"It'll all be fine ... it'll all be fine ..." you say in a soothing voice.
"Y-yes." He puffs out a long, loud deep breath. "Thank you, y/n." He takes another deep breath and looks at you. "I know I can overcome anything as long as you're by my side."
You tuck some of his bangs behind his ear and give him a kiss to his forehead. He sighs.
"You should get dressed now. I do apologise for how this turned out." He bows his head to you.
You gently push at his chin to rise his head. "There's no need. Really." You smile. "It was fun."
Kokushibou smiles a little. "Also, your half of the wardrobe is packed in the other room. I didn't dispose of anything." He snickers. He then turns to his other shoulder where he had been carrying your clothes. But when he turns, nothing is there.
You lean over to see. "Ehm ... where's the stuff I wanted to wear after my bath."
He looks at you, his face beet red again. "I must have dropped it." He falls backwards onto the futon and stares up at the ceiling. "I am an idiot."
You snicker and cuddle up to him. "But you're my idiot."
