I’m not trying to seduce you…
“… would you like me to seduce you?”
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Meet Kolohe, my non-binary Koa warrior turned biker goth. 🏍️👏💦
They go by she/they and only have a preference when they are most definitely /not/ a she, but are indifferent otherwise. It’s sort of hard to explain the concept of māhū to mainlanders anyway, so they opt out when it’s more convenient and just shrug at any binary nonsense that comes their way. Besides, it’s usually nothing a good chokehold won’t fix…
As a Native Hawaiian and a complete badass, they embody the essence of their past warrior status in their everyday life, working as a supernatural freelancer for anything from espionage to contracted killings. It’s not as honorable as they’d like it to be, and nowhere near as fulfilling as their past occupation, but they mainly use the money to help out their homeland so it’s become an acceptable arrangement over time. Plus, if feels pretty good to use that colonizer cash against itself…
Despite their altruistic nature, they also have a chaotic streak they like to scratch every now and again, especially when out with their problematic bff Taran. You can find them out clubbing or drinking or causing general mayhem together anywhere they set foot, always up for a good time as long as it’s in their favor.
Absolutely here to intimidate and seduce you, they will leave you questioning your entire sexuality while giving you gender envy. No, it’s not optional. No, you will not survive. Probably because they’ve also bit you.
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