Haven't been able to jork it in like a week so I'm hornyposting sorry
Can NOT stop thinking about loser virgin Konig. Loser virgin Konig who has TRIEDDD to get someone, but he's so nervous, and when he has the opportunity to have sex, he scares ladies away. Whether it be his size, or just how eager he is. This ends in him being a 30 year old virgin who's ungodly repressed.
When he finally gets with you, he's SO nervous about scaring you away. He actually pushes off sex with you for a while, but it ends up just making him more nervous. He loves you so much, liebe, he just can't bare the thought of losing you.
This all culminates though in needy that get him off just a little. He could cum in his pants from just a kiss gone too deep. God forbid you sit on his lap, or cuddle against him. Y'all cuddle in bed, and you can feel his half hard cock, way too big for still being partially soft, grinding against your ass. You don't think he even realizes he's doing it. He's half asleep, and your plush ass is pressed right against him, and scheiße, it just feels so good, and he's already leaking precum through his boxers.
When he finally does get to touch you, this man is HUNGRY. He puts it in and cums A LOT on that first thrust, and he's so embarrassed, and he's so sorry schatz, you just feel so good, and he swears he'll make it up to you. Mmmm Loser Konig who fucks you until he's crying, and he can stop anytime, he's on top, but his body won't let him, he needs this so bad.
konig’s the type of guy who keeps your panties tucked in his plate carrier like a talisman, just so he can feel like he’s carrying a part of you into every fight. the type of guy who picks you up with one arm like it’s nothing. the type who fucks you slow cause he’s afraid he might break you if he lets go. the type of guy who kisses your forehead through the balaclava and doesn’t care if anyone sees. the type with big hands and a even bigger praise kink. konig’s the type of guy who presses you up against the wall, huge body caging you in, voice low when he murmurs “Look at you… so small.” the type of guy who doesn’t stop until you’re crying his name, then kisses your temple like an apology.
How would COD men react to finding their soulmates?
(In a soulmate AU type thing)
I left the 'type' of soulmate au open, and focused more on their actual reactions.... Sorry this has sat in my inbox for so long, Bor, I forgor... ;-;
Ghost - he's absolutely terrified. He hates the idea of having someone tied to him so completely - especially against their will or with no input on the matter. He's a dangerous man, a magnet for danger and tragedy. As heartless as he can be at times, he would not wish having a partner such as himself onto you. He avoids you at all costs, trying his best not to inflict any of the pain or suffering that follows him onto you, even if it makes him feel hollow. In his mind, you're alright, and you're safe, so long as he stays away.
Gaz - at first, he's overjoyed! But quickly that comes crashing down as he realises he probably needs to keep the two sides of his life separate. He doesn't want you tangled up in all the messes he gets into any way - both for your safety and for your peace of mind. He keeps his private life with you and his life in the military rather separate, only giving you a few details here and there. Some things you may need to know - like if he's going on a particularly risky op, or if he's coming home injured. But the more you know, the more in danger you are, and he doesn't want to risk you.
Price - The Captain sequesters you away the first chance he gets, consequences be damned. He keeps you isolated from all of his work goings on, and tells you nothing, despite the detriment. In return, though, he attempts to give you a life of luxury, something you can really settle into, without having to seek outside help, or seeking someone else. He knows full well that he's being selfish but he can't help it - he just wants something for himself, something that is purely his. And that just so happens to be you.
Soap - From the moment he meets you, he is completely and utterly overjoyed. He smothers you in his affection at every chance he gets, talks your ear off about anything and everything, and melts when you start doing the same. He doesn't care how much or how little of his work you know or are aware of, just so long as you don't try to get yourself involved in it. Other than that, have at it. He's just happy to have a warm body next to him at night, someone who understands him.
Konig - He's... Unsure what to make of you. He tries his best to be tender and make a good impression, but he fumbles the ball every single time. To think that someone - you - is meant to be the perfect match for him? The very idea is baffling, and he's still trying his best to overcome it. You give him so, so much anxiety, without even realising it.
Nikolai - He seemingly takes it all in stride, taking you under his wing and into his life with little issue. Well, besides the various things he won't talk about. He spoils you at any opportunity he can, and treats you as his treasure -- whatever that may entail for you. He has warned you before that he is not a good man, and he has not led a good life. But regardless of that, he covets you, basking in the bond the two of you share.
tags: gn!reader x könig, he's older than you, mostly domestic, nsfw-ish!
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✧ the beginning of the relationship was a bit difficult, he was so used to the hard and rough military life. knowing he has a higher rank in his team, he treated you like you're his subordinates, not his partner.
✧ he was too commanding until you snapped and brought him back to reality one day. you told him that when he's with you he's not supposed to act and/or treat you the way he treats his soldiers in the field.
✧ that was the first time he saw you snapping at him, and it scared the life out of him. he never thought someone whose figure was so small compared to him could be THAT fiery and going against him.
✧ he was a bit pushy and almost always forced you to do whatever he suggested (about anything, really), and let's say he was not on his best behavior back then. you realized you shouldn't let a man step on you like this, especially when you're his partner.
✧ you dared yourself to be more vocal and direct to him. it worked; you told him where he was wrong and how you wanted him to improve next time. sure, he still made some slip-ups but he definitely got better.
✧ he told you he was sorry for the way he treated you, he was never good with communication. he never wanted to be mean to you, and you saw major changes within him from that point.
✧ he started to show his gentle and clingy side, you almost forgot that this is the same man who was a little too stern to you a few months ago.
✧ morning sex is a MUST, inhaling your natural scent from behind while his hips are drilling against your ass is the best way to start a morning.
✧ his love language is eating together with you. either eating some meals made by you, made by him, or even take-outs, he always wants to eat with you. if you're not hungry? well, he can tell his stomach to hold the hunger a bit just for you.
✧ this man LOVES dirty jokes and puns you throw at him. always get him all flustered and red like a fucking tomato. run your mouth, sweetheart, this Austrian giant is head over heels for you even more! ;)
✧ he's becoming more and more vocal and open about his feelings and thoughts to you, despite feeling extra anxious whenever he did so. soon he realized that you're here to listen to him, and not to judge him.
✧ the most romantic moments happens after work, you're serving him a cup of coffee or tea while he's resting himself on the dinner table. you two will spend the rest of the evening talking about your day, his day, and sometimes some gossips in your or his office. drinking tea while spilling some tea, if you will. 🍵
✧ the man is a massive science nerd 😅 he's subscribing to youtube channels like michael reeves, kurzgesagt, and NileRed. he'd love to watch science documentaries with you until both of you fall asleep.
✧ he loves it when you rely on him. need some new, exclusive collector edition books? he's here to pay, even the hardcover ones! need new lipstick or makeup? take him to sephora and make yourself pretty with his cash, darling. need new PC components? he'll spoil you and make you an amazing PC setup!
✧ besides the material things, he loves you even more when you cling to him like a baby koala when you're anxious or feeling unsafe in general. he loves being a big man for his dearest love.
✧ he's quite busy, and his line of work is highly demanding for his presence. he's a colonel, leading missions and he even goes to his office or shooting range on weekends or holidays. his hard work paid off, and he kept being promoted to higher positions.
✧ loves it when you asks him about his job. what is he doing? what is a “human battering ram”? he's willing to answer some grime questions from you, e.g. is he becoming insensitive to see gruesome death? is human blood really THAT red and fresh? is he afraid of the ghosts of the enemies he had killed? etc.
✧ sometimes he comes home looking frustrated, and it scares you a bit. worried that he'd back to his old self, the overly stern and authoritarian asshole. but then you know that his frustration is not directed at you, but rather to whoever the hell managed to piss him off at the office.
✧ you can soothe him in two ways: calm him down by talking him out through it and bathe him (unless he requests some alone time to sort his thoughts), or being his obedient fucktoy for him to release all that pent-up anger. you choose :)
✧ he'd consume you whole if he sees you with bodycon dress or any tight clothing. it turns him into an animal.
✧ always asks for pictures whenever you're away from him. say things like, "i want to see how well your dress/shirt is hugging your figure, love." ; "you'd look gorgeous with that makeup/style."
✧ plenty of nicknames for you: feisty firecracker, honeybee, sweetface, schnucki (means 'sweetie' in german), schatz, Schmetterling (butterfly), my love, my darling, my dearest angel, my sweet, ... etc.
✧ if you happen to be someone from outside of german speaking country, he'd teach you some german. mostly curses and dirty words, though. hehe.
✧ he'd love to bring you to his hometown in salzburg. he'd take you to makartsteg (lovers lock) bridge and seeing the mountains, and he's so excited to introduce you to local foods and drinks.
✧ he'd love to be your biggest motivator whenever you feel lazy to do something. got some homework or tasks you need to finish, but didn't want to? he'd say, "do it and I'll reward you in the bedroom, schatzi."
✧ if you two are already talking about marriage... he'd be so nervous about meeting your parents, especially if you have extremely different cultures as him. he's a grown man with a great income that surely can sustain you two, which you're sure that your parents wouldn't mind about.
✧ his biggest concern about starting a family with you is your safety, knowing how often he's deployed. being one of the best operators in his team meant he'd constantly be called to missions, sometimes to a region or country that you'd never heard of before. he always tell you to pray for him, so he can come back to you alive AND intact.
✧ he wants three kids. and if that's too much for you, he won't complain either. he just thinks that three is a sweet spot for him.
hehe that's it! hope you enjoy this as much as i do.
