(Time skip to where Mitsuki is now 5 years old. And he come home crying)
Orochimaru: What’s wrong Mitsuki? Did something happen at school?
Mitsuki: My crush doesn’t like me!!
Orochimaru: aww my baby’s falling in love! Well it’s okay honey, maybe he wasn’t the right one-
Jiraiya: yeah, She wasn’t the right one but you’ll find someone else!
Mitsuki: but I like Kawaki!..
(Mitsuki nods, and everyone is looking at koji confused)
Koji: Mitsuki, Kawaki is two years older than you! And he-
Orochimaru: relax, But Mitsuki, HE probably wansnt the right one, you’ll-
Jiraiya: Nobody is good enough for my little son!
Mitsuki: Kawaki said he doesn’t like me because my eyes are wide and creepy…
Koji: a first grader in mitsukis school
Log: isn’t Mitsuki in preschool?!
(Then the madness began to unfold and Oroch was left trying to calm Mitsuki down)