#rogu boruto

[usakiboi]

I like to imagine Boruto Orochimaru and their little snake family getting transported back to the naruto timeline.

So like one moment Orochimaru is talking about how he’s gonna destroy Konoha and take the sharigan eyes for himself and the next this mf has 2 sons and is making pancakes for every child he’s ever brought into the hideout

Bonus point if in the future he somehow figured out how to fix Kimimaro’s illness and they just do it to do it since they’re in the past now

Bonus bonus points if he gaslights everyone he comes in contact with and plays up the single mom role way too much

[thekingwhereitallends]

Sarada:I think we've just found your daddy.

Mitsuki:...

Toneri:I don't remember having an affair with a woman other than hinata-hime.

Mitsuki:(turns to orochimaru) Erased his memories just like mine's?

Log:(turns to orochimaru) Explain yourself.

Orochimaru:

[my-name-is-meco]

There's an episode where Mitsuki says he doesn't have any siblings. Like HOW DARE YOU? WHAT ABOUT LOG? 😭

[theartofshy]

Little Rogu and Jiraiya i did from fun. Using overlays to create an atmosphere is something I should play with more. Enjoy~

[usakiboi]

Your opinion on Konolog?(Konohamaru x log if you’re asking) 🎤 🎤

I actually really like the ship but there’s not a lot of fan content out there of them which I’m a little disappointed about. Like can you imagine how funny it’s be to see Konohamaru just stutter through parent teacher conference cause Log took over since Orochimaru was busy???

And you know what??? I wouldn’t blame him. I too would stutter over my words if I saw Log

I will say I’m a bit happy there isn’t that much ship content of them because the way people tend to treat mlm ships always leads to me hating them in a way. There truly is nothing wrong with deciding “hey I think this one would be a bit more feminine” but when it gets to the point where it completely goes against the character (ex: They are both muscular and tall strong ninjas) there’s no reason that mf should be draw as a twink

Tldr: I love the ship but I will only accept art or concept of them if neither of them are portrayed as scrawny short men

[usakiboi]

Headcannon number whatever

Orochimaru absolutely hates that Log picked up the habit of smoking but not just because of the smell.

The reason as to why Orochimaru hates that Log smokes is simply because Log has asthma but unfortunately Log is like a lactose intolerant person when they’re around dairy when it comes to lung cancer. This mf just doesn’t care.

[usakiboi]

I have a habit of saying I’ll something and either never do it or forget that it was ever an option so instead of me doing that I’ll give everyone else this idea and hope someone either remembers for me or does it before me

Beefy ass Log/Rogu in tight skirts and dresses. Not scrawny twink Log. No no, don’t make him short. No. Make him tall. Make it known that that is a grown ass man that smokes cigarettes and suffers from lung cancer with a 5 o clock shadow. Give him muscles and a chest so big and tight they almost look like tiddies. Give him a slutty waist if you want. Maybe even a more fleshed out one. Idc. You wanna give him a gf to go with the piece? That’s fine. She better be holding that man on a leash. You want bro to have a boyfriend? That’s also fine. Idc. Lemme see that man in a maid outfit ASAP. Thank you.

[usakiboi]

Headcannon Number you’ll understand

Log has big tiddies. Like massive honkers. Like some huge milkers. I’m talking some gigantic knockers. Like some titillating pectorals. Like I mean some monumental juggs. Like-