#koolie talks

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ok divas, my next plan for a clark fic is a slight enemies to lovers pipeline where clark finds out his neighbour!reader absolutely hates superman because he totalled their car whilst saving metropolis, and this proceeds to him doing everything he can to make them change their mind; including signing them up to a monthly daily planet subscription so his news articles making himself look good land on her doorstep. is this a lame concept????

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the drought is almost over. i’m getting the writing bug everybody

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i want to write for ryland grace so bad, is that like….intriguing for u guys

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i’m fucking livid thinking i could ever act normal about clark kent. i’ve just seen his hair grown out a little and i’m genuinely tweaking

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i forgot about my 10k jack abbot x resident!reader fic i had saved on ao3 and now she’s gone forever. may the reader riding jack in his truck in the parking lot of the PTMC whilst he bites her shoulder be forever with us in our hearts <\3

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before i retire for the night. may i slide across the desk, the concept of a lane!reader fic where their older sister, lois, wrangles them a job at planet after they were made redundant (somewhere that reader has zero interest in aside from their sister’s articles. but the bills do not pay themselves!!!) and by some miraculous trick of fate, they exceed with little effort and manage to snag an interview with superman (??? hello conflict with lois)

turns out their babysitter at work clark kent has a big fat crush on them which calls for favouritism in the workplace <333

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can’t stop thinking about a clark kent and jack abbot sandwich with me as the piece of meat in the middle

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ryland grace i’m about to sink my teeth into ur meaty bicep and write about u poetically