last song: dick — starboi ft doja cat 😭 sometimes i listen to this song when i wanna think about clark kent
currently watching: very honestly, frozen and not by choice
current obsession: a crisp diet coke and my new knowledge of how to cross-post between ao3 and tumblr LMAO
currently reading: project hail mary BABY
currently working on: the bug of the bodega — benjamin pointdexter
last internet search: how do i get things in my queue to post on tumblr. when i tell you i have been on the internet since i was 13 years old and still have zero idea how anything works. also to add to this i used to queue things which makes it even worse
tags with pressure: @kryptidfiles @clarkkentsbiceps @juliecy @clarkentluvr
Characters: Loki x Reader
Word Count: 300
Now Playing: Tainted Love - Soft Cell / “I cannot stand the way you tease.”
Tags/warnings: Reader is touchy, Loki enjoys it, mildly suggestive, no gendered pronouns for reader, he/him pronouns for Loki, no use of y/n, anything else - just let me know!
A/N: requested by @its-madness7 !
Event Masterlist
The most dangerous nights tend to be the quiet ones. Simple. When the night falls, and you climb into bed, and you’re reminded with a great gentleness that you both have nothing but time.
His back presses against the mattress. He looks up at the ceiling, waves of inky black hair falling onto his pillow. You watch, lying on your side. He almost looks distracted.
You shuffle closer, body draping over him, and you think - not for the first time - that he is more man than god. That he is perfectly touchable.
Loki’s eyes snap towards your face. He has a question. Doesn’t ask it.
Your thumb draws against his bottom lip, feeling the air of his lungs. He kisses the pad of your finger.
“You look very focused,” he murmurs lowly against your skin.
“Just looking,” you reply.
He sighs, like a man burdened. “I cannot stand the way you tease."
“I have a terrible time believing that,” you say. The grin on your face is full of life—the kind of thing Loki thinks that he wants to remember.
He blinks up at you, the blue of his eyes barely visible in the low light. Then he moves, shifting weight so that you roll underneath him.
You were always surprised by Loki’s warmth, especially when it surrounded you.
“Little mortal,” he croons against your cheek. “You have gotten brave.”
“Perhaps. There is a saying about the fortune and the brave, though.”
Loki hums. You can practically feel the sound against your skin.
“And what do you hope to gain with its favor?” He asks.
“I don’t believe I’m supposed to tell you—like a birthday wish—” His nose finds your collarbone first, then his teeth. He scrapes against the skin, enough to make your chin jerk away, laughing, “—okay, okay!”
content: a follow-up from On Me. jack comes to your rescue after girl’s night. hefty amounts of fluff. established relationship (sort of). mentions of alcohol and inebriation and implied sexual encounters. jack is the horseman of the love languages. semi-s2 spoilers (haven’t finished watching it.)
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Jack had finally found some respite.
An unbroken hour of solitude after being surrounded by a pile of dog shit strapped to patriotism, one bullet graze to the shoulder and a cyber threat on the health network of Pittsburgh as a whole. If anybody asked, he’d meet it with a shrug and a simple: ‘It was a bog standard shift. For the Fourth of July.’
(You should see the PTMC on a full moon on Halloween weekend. Now that’s an explosive spectacle.)
He had found that thought enough incentive to shut his eyes after setting an alarm for an hour—and five minutes—time to haul himself and the tender muscles in his shoulder back to the PTMC to go old school with fax machines and white-boards.
It took all of the three minutes out of the spare five he had added to his alarm, for his phone to light up and buzz against his chest. Thumb against the button on the side to preemptively end the call before it even started. Jack almost chose himself over whomever decided that 4PM was the sweet spot to catch a conversation with the physician.
And then, in one sweep of realisation that thrashed its way to the forefront of his mind, Jack remembered that it might’ve been a perfect time for you to call.
Shit.
Without much deliberation, he flipped his phone over, eyes halfway to being peeled open, when he saw your Caller ID spread across the top of the screen with a photo of you and Jack smooshed together on your fourth date as the chosen background image.
(You hated the photo. Which made Jack love it even more.)
His thumb swiped to answer, phone pressed to his ear. “Hello?”
“Jack-y Jack-y. Break my back-y.”
Wow. That was a crude—but not unwelcome—way of introductions over the phone. Jack could practically smell the Fourth of July bottomless brunch through the phone, not to mention that the slur of your words may have given away the level of intoxication you were experiencing from a couple of patriotic cocktail mixes of red, white, and blue and two stolen Mimosa’s from another table.
That was yours and the empty Table 12’s little secret though.
Jack let a chuckle slip, “Hey, baby. What can I do you for?”
“Just calling—” You hiccuped, “—To ask how your Fourth of July has been? Uneventful? Boring?” You teased, knowing fine well, a SWAT shift was far from those two adjectives.
“Oh, you don’t even know half of it.” Jack pandered to your drunken taunt, his eyes fully shut now. “How are the girls?”
“Well…” You took in your surroundings of a litter ridden street and a tired sun dropping below the horizon and let out a puff of air in response.
Jack opened his eyes at that.
Suddenly, dosing off to the dulcet tones of your voice on the other end of a phone call seemed like a far fetched idea. Who needed sleep anyway? Especially when their—unlabelled—significant other blew out hot air in response to a simple question of how her impenetrable fortress of her friendship group made up of women from all walks of life were.
Oh, Jack couldn’t wait to hear this one.
He zeroed in on your hesitance. “You still with me?” When you hummed lazily, Jack narrowed his eyes at the wall across from him, “Is that a hard question to answer all of a sudden?”
“Sheesh, Abbot.” You drawled, “Let me just…think for a minute.”
(Absolutely not.)
“Where are you right now?” Jack asked with the phone sandwiched between his ear and shoulder. Already tugging at his prosthetic leg.
You frowned, “Why?”
“Why—?” Jack let out an impatient laugh. Not at you. Never at you. But, at the conclusion you would eventually come to during the phone call. He stood to full height and added, “Because, I’m coming to get you. That’s why.”
“Uh, correction. You’re not invited.” You held your forefinger up in the air to draw emphasis on the correction you were making. You spoke again with one eye closed, “Don’t style my cramp. Or, however that saying goes.”
Jack fished his keys from the bowl at his front door, “Oh yeah? Let me talk to one of them.”
OK. Part of you took a mental note to be more consistent in recalling the fact that Jack Abbot was incredibly intuitive. Perceptive to a fault. Which meant, before you could even string a coherent excuse together from the jumble of words sloshing about in your brain, Jack had already been two steps ahead in deciphering the lack of female presence in the background of your phone call.
Because, if it was a bottomless brunch that stretched far beyond the definition of ‘brunch’, that meant Jack would’ve been met with more than just one voice. How could he possibly know that? Perhaps, you had just stepped outside. Jack Abbot knew because of two things: 1) You never just called. It was always FaceTime, regardless of your location. And, 2) Your friends took every opportunity to interfere in your phone calls with Jack, because he had made a good, lasting impression on all of them.
Put two and two together. The equation was…you had been ditched.
Your fists clenched as you mouthed a profanity at Jack’s request. No, it hadn’t been entirely intentional that you were the last woman standing at the get together. The rest of the group—besides one who was married and left well before the lines got blurry on it being brunch drinks, and just, all day drinks—were single, and heavily active on all dating apps. Thus meaning, a holiday celebration statewide, and eight drinks thrown back; all your girlfriends were out for some metaphorical fireworks with someone they’d never cross paths with again.
So, they all were picked off, one by one. Completely innocent. You’d never get in between a woman and her sexual prowess.
With that, and a short-lived chastising from Jack after you held your phone further away from your mouth, your voice raised two octaves higher to imitate the bubblier friend; Jack had your location and was already on his way before the call had officially ended.
He found you sat on the sidewalk of East Carson Street. Knees drawn up to your chest with your chin propped up on the palm of your hand, you were a vision of tranquil inebriation. (You know, considering you had been abandoned like a dog after the novelty of owning one wore off.)
You visibly brightened when you saw Jack round his truck, shoulders squared as he scoped the surrounding areas.
You could take the man out of the military.
“Hey, sweet cheeks.” You announced when he reached you, admiring the way that he did his best to crouch to meet your half-lidded eye level. You scratched lovingly at the stubble on his chin, “Fancy a drink? Some guy gave me, like, $150 for the night.”
Jack mulled it over. “Tempting. I think I’ll pass.” His eyes dropped to your purse, because he couldn’t help himself, “You didn’t use the money I gave you?”
You blinked, “Some guy gave me, like $150 and I have $20 of it left.”
That had Jack’s smile grow wider. Just as he had intended.
“How about…we save it for later, and I’ll even throw in some Tylenol, if you get in the car.” Jack tilted his head.
“You drive a hard bargain, Jack Abbot.”
Without much resistance, you allowed Jack the triumphant win of getting you off of the sidewalk infested with gum and other substances, and into the passenger seat of his car. If you hadn’t had a hard time knowing which way was up, you would’ve noticed the small act of kindness in which Jack had ensured that the passenger side of his car was flush against the curb; so you weren’t reduced to playing with the traffic whilst trying to get inside the vehicle.
That was his problem. And the zero sleep under his belt.
He strapped you in with the seatbelt, and when the metal clicked inside the mechanism, Jack planted a kiss to your cheek, amused by the way you melted into the seat from his affection.
The drive to his house was comfortably silent. Jack had brought bottled water and two sachets of Liquid IV to ensure the electrolytes were pumped back into your body to ease the foreboding hangover you would experience in a day or so. His hand would occasionally come to rest on the meatiest part of your thigh, or lovingly rub against the nape of your neck and you would lap it all up under hazy vision.
And then you sobered up a little when you pulled up to his apartment.
“I’m staying here?” You asked, a little surprised.
Jack pulled at the handbrake, his voice low, “Is that okay?”
“Yeah.” You blinked and mustered up a smile that wasn’t the average expression for you, “That’s absolutely fine.”
It was fine. Even if your face painfully didn’t translate that.
The thing about it was…you had never officially stayed over at Jack’s apartment. The two of you had reached a consensus that whatever affectionate adjacent companionship that had blossomed through the cracks like pretty delicate flowers, there was no reason to hasten to the end result. Let the flowers grow at their own pace, without unintentionally yanking at their stems to forcefully encourage them out.
This meaning, the whole staying over thing was a month ahead of schedule.
You had been in Jack’s apartment before, because, he wasn’t a brick wall. The apartment itself was pretty clean, everything had a place and if it didn’t…it would be organised neatly for a later day. He had a little fern that he took care of, and then you bought him an another house plant under the guise of keeping the fern company.
(Really, you just enjoyed the limited times that you were able to spend money on Jack.)
“Don’t panic.” Jack mumbled, leaning in between the two front seats to grab a plastic bag of goodies from the backseat of his car. A place you both had come nakedly accustomed to. He gave you a lopsided smile when he pulled himself back to the drivers seat, “I can see those thoughts. I just want to make sure you’re taken care of.”
“No thoughts here, Abbot.” You tapped a finger against your temple, “Just alcohol.”
“Uh-huh.” Jack mocked before exiting the car, quick to shut the passenger door after you had cracked it open to get out yourself. You let out a laugh at his stern glare through the tempered glass of the window, and when he re-opened the door for you, he said, “We had a deal on who opens doors.”
You slid down until your feet met the ground, “Put that patriarchal tone away.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
And then, you let Jack open the doors anyway. There were three doors to get through, and each time he’d gesture for you to step through the threshold, not missing an opportunity to let his hand come into swift contact with your backside. Jack wasn’t the type of guy to take advantage of your drunken state, however, he wasn’t opposed to letting you know—physically—that he liked the way your ass looked in that outfit you had chosen for your night out in Pittsburgh.
When you entered his apartment, Jack flicked the lights on and guided you with a hand on your hip, through the corridor and to the room on the left; his bedroom.
But, you already knew that.
Hands planted behind you, you sat on the edge of Jack’s bed and watched him lower to kneel on his better leg in order to solve the mystical contraption that were your heels. The last time you had worn them, Jack had gotten thus far in his attempt to strip you naked in record breaking time, and then had forgone the idea of seductively taking your shoes off when he couldn’t figure out how they came off.
Albeit, a good anchor for him to hold onto at the time, Jack Abbot would conquer the removal of the heel this time round.
You nudged his chest gently with your foot, a smile growing on your face when he pressed a kiss to your inner ankle. He mumbled against your skin, “Why did the girls leave you at the bar?”
“Alcohol induced libido.” You muttered nonchalantly, “They’re all single and well—”
Jack eyed you carefully as he gently wrangled your foot free of your heel, watching as your brow furrowed. You were truthfully stumped in the piloting of your own thoughts through the definition of whatever you and Jack were. Not that slapping the sticker of approval on the whole boyfriend thing would have Jack running in the opposite direction. But, it was the principle of it all.
You were intransigent in not being the one to leap over that hurdle.
Jack nodded slowly, “And you’re with me.” (Call a spade, a spade, you guess.) When the skin of your nose wrinkled in a scrunch, Jack lifted himself to press a chaste kiss to your lips. “We can talk about it later. For now, take a look in the bag. Got you some stuff for tonight.”
Grateful for the diversion, you peered into the plastic bag tossed onto the bed. The contents had your heart warm. A toothbrush—in your favourite colour—makeup wipes for sensitive skin, the pot of (rather) expensive moisturiser that Jack knew you worshipped the ground of, and a pyjama set that was made for the scorcher of a July you were already having.
When you gave him an all-knowing glance matched with the smirk on your face, Jack deadpanned and smacked your backside for the fifth time that night, to get you and your smart mouth moving into the bathroom to de-shed the bottomless brunch attire off of you.
He helped where he could, respected the part where you told him to turn around whilst you changed—despite seeing you naked several times—and even let you apply a dollop of moisturiser onto his face, because he wasn’t getting any younger. (That part earned a pinch to your hip.)
You sauntered out of the bathroom, feeling less weighted down by the buzz of alcohol, and more lighter on the aspect of being loved correctly. Jack close by as if he were a dog on a lead.
Where you’d go, he’d follow.
It was just a bonus that he got to appreciate the view whilst doing so.
You flipped his duvet sheet back as you spoke, “I don’t know, Abbot. Seems like you’re going soft on me.”
Jack rounded the bed to approach you as you nestled into his bed, pillows propped up with all intentions of watching some re-run of Love Island. A show Jack swore against, but still somehow managed to catch up on it intermittently. One hand came to your hip as he leant down and kissed you like he meant it. And then two more times for good measure.
He spoke quietly against your lips, “Well, you make it pretty easy to fall in love.”
Oh.
You were really doing this.
Jack stood at full height, gratified by rendering you speechless.
“Alright, honey.” He continued with his voice laced with amusement, “I gotta go. The PTMC waits for no man.”
You slapped a palm to your forehead. “Oh my god. I completely forgot you had a shift at the Pitt today. Jack! I should’ve just gotten an Uber, holy shit.”
“I am your Uber. Don’t forget it.” Jack reminded you on the agreement that was made that, it didn’t matter what time of day it was. If you needed help—no matter how small—you call him first. He was also feeling a bit playful as you reeled in guilt, “Plus, the SWAT shift wasn’t exciting enough. I only got shot at once.”
“You got shot?!”
“Shot at.” Jack corrected, “I’m fine. You should see my buddy. Not good.”
“And you didn’t think to say anything.” You gawked, but deep down, you weren’t surprised. You let out a hefty sigh, “Did you even manage to sleep?”
“Nope.”
Looks like you owed him a couple of homemade dinners, and an abundance of leg massages.
You dragged your hand down your face, “Why not?”
Jack looked at you, amongst the sheets of his bed, now fresh-faced and sobering by the minute, and it left him confused as to how it wasn’t the most obvious thing in the world. Sleep, and everything in between, came second to you.
You were like a goddamn Northern Star to someone like Jack Abbot.
Yeah. You two were definitely having a conversation about labels and all that ooey-gooey relationship shit, when he got back from his shift in the morning.
With his camo bag thrown over his good shoulder, the answer was readily available for you.
He smiled softly, the flowers beginning to flourish between the cracks as he spoke the words that would come naturally for the rest of his life.
also to add to this, ever since the ‘on me’ fic i’ve had abbotile dysfunction where anything i write for him cannot compare to that one fic. i’ve scrapped 7 wips because of it. never to see the light of day again
clark kent wouldn’t care if u were covered with hair from head to toe as much as society has led us to think that its wrong to be “hairy”. my man rocks with a bush, if anything he gets upset if u do anything to it. i’m talking full on questioning why on EARTH u would get a wax or decide to shave like cmon honey???? i had a really bad day at work and now this??? WAXED???
-Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents? He finds it soothing.
-Oh!
-Yeah, Gary. That'd be nice.
SUPERMAN (2025) | Directed by James Gunn
i like to think about an ex-firefighter!reader on board project hail mary and when things go haywire on the mission to collect the astrophage predator from adrian, reader wakes up after being knocked unconscious and sees rocky out of his xenonite ball carrying grace. she steps in and hauls grace over her shoulder, despite being injured herself and gets him to the medbay. when grace and rocky have recovered, rocky recites the scene of watching reader carry grace on her shoulder and grace—unaware of readers background—is like ???!!!!! whilst reader gives a shrug without further elaboration. gateway to realising ryland grace has unearthed a manhandling kink
