for everybody not so hyped about the 4th of July
instead you can celebrate my cat!
his name is Kopernikus, he’s very fat, and he turns 1 tomorrow!
anyway he deserves all the praise and celebration
so i know fireworks can be loud and annoying but just remember they’re actually for a good cause
Kopernikus is very wise and very studious
plus he’s an asshole
everybody get ready to celebrate his birthday tomorrow!🎊🍾🎉🥳
also i have another cat
her name is Kimchi
and she’s a little slow
but very very sweet
and she deserves just as much love and praise














