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Daisy: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Kora & Sousa, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
*The Astro Ambassadors preparing for a formal dinner with an alien delegation*
Daisy: Okay, Danny-boy, remember Carol’s briefing; don’t ask about any of their rituals, donot say anything that is not completely literal—so, no “old-timey” sayings (endearing as they are), and do not under any circumstances inquire, acknowledge, or even react in relation to the hatching of their young… not even if it occurs right in front of us again…
Kora: Oh, Thor help us if it happens again… I’m gonna say something or throw up…
Sousa, defensively: Hey, they have a fascinatingly unique social structure; it's practically anthropological history in the making, I was just trying to learn something!
Kora: And it’s often pretty gross!
Daisy: And no calling them gross, Kora! Or on the opposite spectrum… don't compliment their… tentacles?
Kora: I was trying to be polite!
Daisy: And for the love of everything holy, do not try to explain baseball to them again. They still think it's a form of ritualistic warfare!
Sousa, muttering: Well, it is kind of brutal when you think about it…
Daisy, pausing: Shit… your right… okay, add that to the agenda of things to fix throughout time.
Kora: On it!
*The Astro Ambassadors boarding Daisy’s new Zephyr 3*
Sousa: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Daisy: …N-No…
Daisy, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Sousa, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Kora: I see a-
Daisy, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Sousa: Oh, well I-
Daisy: Hey wait wait, actually -hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Daisy, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Kora: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Kora: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Daisy: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Daisy: I am someone who owns four ovens…
Daisy, louder and way too happy: I am someone… who owns FOUR OVENS…
Daisy: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Sousa, pointing to another appliance: This one says the toaster oven!
Daisy:
Kora: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Daisy:
Daisy, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
