#kou talk

[koumine]

Ok. So. I heard you were talking about Pathetic Lucifer and I wanted to give my two cents on the matter.

My absolute favorite Pathetic Lucifer moment has to be when he cums immediately. Like, listen, Luci hasn't had sex since the fall of the Roman Empire and *barely* gets off on his own. So when the two of you finally bang? When he finally gets to relish in feeling hot and bothered instead of trying to get off as fast as possible before one of his brothers barge into his room? It's heavenly. But it also means that his body is Very Much not Used To It. So he immediately cums when you so much as wrap your hand around his dick.

When Lucifer comes down from his orgasm and realizes that he just came and you still have half of your clothes on, he gets extremely embarrassed. You can't even overstimulate him because his body is so not used to it that it kind of completely shuts down. Sorry no more horny for Lucifer he kinda just wants to lay down and take a nap.

Of course he gets better with this, but for a long, long time afterwards he's just completely modified by the inaction. A part of him probably believed that you were going to break up with him after it happened.

So yeah. That's my favorite Pathetic Lucifer moment.

"Luci hasn't had sex since the fall of the Roman Empire" OMFGGGGG 😂😂😂 absolutely incredible, I love it

Lucifer who comes super quickly omg

thank you for sharing this! (and sorry this ask got buried in my drafts for so long 😅)

[koumine]

Lucifer takes you somewhere private to lecture you about something unimportant that you did wrong and he was all mad and dom-ish and you know its an excuse, you know

So while hes talking you just get really close to him and pushes your thumb inside his mouth and presses his tongue down. He freezes, hes not speaking, hes not blinking, you don't even think he's breathing, and you would be worried, yk, if you didn't know that demons didn't really need that. So you just keep your hand there, the other fingers holding his jawn open, and while it would be fun to wait and see how long he stays like that, you just bring your other hand up and pats his head, saying "that's my good boy". So fucking patronizing. And from all the reactions he could make, all the noises he would do, you were not prepared for the absolutely wrecked whine that you could hear oh so clearly, and the full body shiver that he tried so hard to supress. "Oh darling, you really just wanted me to put you in your place, hmm?"

Love, ☂️

omg omg omg 😍😍😍😍😍😍👏👏👏👏👏👏

[koumine]

that moment when a dom and sub are being kinda flirty and then the dom comes out swinging with some kind of "I will tie you down and make you cum harder than ever before" type threat and you can just see the sub's face go 😳😳😳 as their brain short circuits on that one

It would be so easy to do to Levi or Mammon, and a bit harder but far more rewarding to get it on Lucifer

I mean just that slightly dazed look as his brain processes what was said and then the embarrassment sets in as it goes through the imagination

👏fry👏 men's 👏 brains 👏

- casual thoughts from your local 🐍

Yessssss you're so right. With Levi or Mammon you could just say it any way you liked and it would work (watch Levi absolutely combust if you say it menacingly) (and I think cheeky/teasing would be good for Mammon), but I think to get it to work on Lucifer, the key would be to say it in the most casual and nonchalant way possible. With maximum confidence (pride) and certainty, like yes this is simply what's going to happen, Luci. And you are just gonna have to take whatever I give you. ;)

👏 fry 👏 Lucifer's 👏 brain 👏 in 👏 particular 👏

[koumine]

oh no OH NO I JUST HAD A FIC IDEA

Jason Todd not as the Obey Me MC but as a human world exchange student. A dateable exchange student. And maybe he's new to the whole sub/bottom thing but he asks to try it out with you and he's trying to be real cavalier about it but his face is On Fire with blushing omg <3

[koumine]

If we're talking about pre-heat Obey Me, hear me out. Lucifer's pre-heats make him more clingy and sensitive. Like if you tell him no to cuddles, he'll sit on his bed with blankets around him glaring at you with tears in his eyes cause why don't you want to cuddle. He'd also follow you everywhere and, because of pride, say he's just keeping you safe. I also imagine Satan's a little sensitive too, but in the "if we don't cuddle right now, I'm gonna tackle you to the floor with full force."

headcanons 666000% accepted, thank you anon

Lucifer won't do anything more than link arms with you while he's following you around in public bc he's not into PDA, but expect to have him be your permanently attached arm candy for the entire duration of his pre-heat. Also being attached to you in such a way means that as soon as you enter a private area, he can immediately turn around and fully cuddle up to you. It's not at all a blow to his pride that he needs you so much. After all, he let you claim him -- getting cuddles in return is merely his due. Make sure you spend as much time as possible stealing away to cuddle and pet him and make him melt aaaaa.

So I have this other headcanon: Lucifer prefers to sleep in his true form; that's why his bed is so fuckin big in the game art, because it has to accommodate his wings (which are also definitely 20x bigger than will fit in in-game art that's meant to be shown on a phone screen lol).

So that scene you described with him sitting in bed. He's sitting there with blankets over his legs, wings and horns out. He's pulling the blanket up to his bare chest more for comfort than for warmth, tears in his eyes when you tell him you can't stay and cuddle. He knows it's not really a rejection, but he can't help that it feels like one, and his lips don't tremble but his wings do, wobbling and drooping down, a dejected wingtip touching the floor.

Before you can do more than blink and maybe tear up a little yourself because Sad Lucifer is illegal ok, he's up and fully dressed and (almost) fully composed, and linking his arm through yours. Arm candy acquired. Time to cuddle on the go.

Additional headcanon: since I said on a previous post that all the brothers use suppressors at various times to keep their heats from syncing up ... let's just be honest, constantly overworked and sleep-deprived Lucifer does not go off of his suppressors every time that he should, because he knows the pre-heat and heat effects hit him hard every time, because sometimes he's just too busy to take those couple of weeks for himself when there's so much to do, because he knows the work will pile up during his heat and leave him even busier afterward. The unavoidable thing is, skipping heats just makes them hit him even harder when he finally does go off the suppressors and let his cycle do its thing.

Eventually MC baps him on the head with some paperwork and makes him quit skipping cycles. He grumbles about it but decides the pampering makes it all worth it.

[koumine]

Everyone is always like Heats and Ruts are a sexual things. Fuck that. You can have your horny time later on in the heat/rut

Gimme our demon boys crawling into our bed for comfort cause they got cramps or a headache cause their demon biology is bitch.

Gimme us giving them tummy rubs cause it's what they deserve in this time of uncomfortable-ness.

Gimme them being clingy as fuck.

Gimme their hormones being all over the place and we have to help them relax or calm down.

Gimme them suddenly eating and sleeping a lot cause their bodies are preparing for like a week of fucking.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE BEFORE YOU GET YOUR DICK WET!

Sorry for the tangent but come on, naturally animals have these little periods before going into heat to prepare for it and god dammit if demons are gonna have heats and ruts I demand they do it right! Lol

😭😍 omg yes. I love all of this. I had to hold onto this ask for a while just to properly collect my bonus thoughts ~ ✨:

Lucifer being clingy and soft and DEMANDING your presence but being needy and vulnerable while you cuddle the shit outta him aaaaaa my heart can't take it

every one of them approaches Beel levels of eating for at least a day during the pre-heat part of their cycle. Beel actually eats a little less than usual because his appetite goes down a bit since nothing tastes quite as good as usual :/

omg omg omg Leviathan demanding that his partner go out and kill an entire fucking swordfish for him to eat or something. And then MC sighs and rolls up their sleeves and goes, thinking, well shit, guess I have to go fight a swordfish now. When they return, soaking wet and dragging an entire freshly killed sailfish (close enough) up the stairs, Levi is torn between clingy ("I didn't want you to actually leave me, how could you") and ravenous ("oh my hells I need to eat that NOW").

all the brothers have to go on and off of suppressors on very careful timing, otherwise their cycles will all sync up and having seven brothers in one house all on their period in pre-heat at the same time is no fun for anyone

Satan getting depressy instead of angry, and Belphie getting angry instead of depressy, because hormones

👀👀👀 Barbatos in heat??? Maybe I'll save that thought for your other ask >:3 But pre-heat is the only time when he's more comfortable having someone else take care of him rather than the other way around. Loves being pampered.

[koumine]

kou help i cant stop thinking of whiny sub jason that has one MASSIVE praise kink like whew call him a good boy or a good lil slut and watch him start sobbing

*UGLY SCREECHING NOISES OF HORRENDOUS ENTHUSIASM*

Anon help I was literally just wondering today whether he would have a praise kink or not and I have concluded that you are in fact 10000% correct. MAKE HIM CRY (in a good way) 😤😤😤

good boy Jason....

good little SLUT Jason oh my fucking god I am going to combust

I think he would be a cocky smirking little brat at first but as soon as you start praising him he just completely loses all composure and melts into a whiny puddle of a man 💦💦👌👌👌

[koumine]

wrote some Jason x demon!Reader foreplay ayyy, writing muse is coming back online a bit