🌈 Pride Month with the BSD Gang:
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Atsushi, nervously holding a tiny pride flag: Um…do I have to do something special for Pride?
Akutagawa: Yes. You must wear something that makes Mori cry and Dazai choke on his iced coffee.
Yosano passing by: So crop tops it is.
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Fukuzawa, reading a memo: Why is there a pride parade forming inside the office?”
Ranpo, wearing a bisexual flag as a cape: Because I’m gay, bored, and unsupervised.
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Mori, watching Kouyou and Yosano drunkenly slow dance at 2 PM: Why does Pride Month feel like a month-long wine aunt rave?
Fukuzawa, sipping tea: Because it is.
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Kyoka, holding up a rainbow knife: I made it gay.
Kenji: Can I eat it?
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Yosano, organizing a “Pride Month Wine & Violence Night”: Entry fee is either a confession or a bottle of wine.”
Kouyou: Or both. Be dramatic, darlings. It’s Pride.
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Fukuzawa: I’m too old for this rainbow foolishness.
Ranpo, wearing a rainbow cowboy hat: You literally married a man—the enemy—and then refused to sign the divorce papers because it ‘felt too final.’
Fukuzawa, turning his head away: ….What divorce papers
Ranpo: Don’t even—
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Mori: I signed up for the ‘Over 40 And Still Emotionally Repressed’ float in the parade. Want to join me?
Fukuzawa: We’re not even together.
Mori: You still wear my ring on a chain under your uniform.
Fukuzawa: …Shut up.
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Yosano: Why do Mori and Fukuzawa always stand next to each other at every pride event?
Kouyou: So they can say ‘I’m not here with him.’ Which is gay code for: ‘I’m in love with this man and have been for 20 years but won’t acknowledge it.’
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Kyouka, 14 years old and tired: Okay, someone kiss Poe in front of Ranpo and see what happens.
Tanizaki: What?
Kyouka: This is for science.
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Dazai wanting to cause some drama: Ranpo. If Poe kissed you right now, what would you do?
Ranpo, sipping soda: I dunno. Probably ask him to do it again?
Poe, crossing his arms: …sigh
Ranpo, suddenly blinking mid-sip: …Oh my god.
Entire ADA from behind the wall: FINALLY.
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Kenji (innocently): If you’re not divorced, does that mean you still kiss each other goodnight?
Kyoka (deadpan): Or do you choke each other out like foreplay?
Entire room:
absolute horrified silence.
Dazai: What the fuck….
Fukuzawa, blinking slowly: …We do neither.
Mori: Not anymore.
Tanizaki: Why did that somehow make it worse?
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Ranpo (writing on a whiteboard):
Alright, welcome to the Annual ‘How Will Soukoku Finally Confess?’ betting pool.
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕤—
Yosano’s bet: During a mission. One of them gets mortally wounded, and the other screams something like ‘DON’T YOU DARE DIE BEFORE I TELL YOU I LOVE YOU, YOU DRAMATIC SHIT!’
Kouyou’s bet: During an argument. Dazai says something awful, Chuuya screams back, and then they kiss mid-yell because of course they do.
Tanizaki’s bet: They get drunk. One of them says ‘I used to love you, y’know?’ and the other says ‘Used to?’ and then boom—confession, followed by sobbing.
Tachihara’s bet: Chuuya’s choking Dazai out, and Dazai’s like ‘Harder, darling’ and Chuuya short circuits.
Atsushi’s bet (very nervous): I think… maybe Dazai thinks Chuuya died and confesses when it’s too late and then—he’s alive! Happy ending?
Akutagawa: That’s disgusting. I’m betting on Chuuya trying to kill himself. Dazai dragging him back. Calling him an idiot. They both cry. They both kiss.
Everyone: Jesus Christ, Akutagawa.
Yosano: Wait— Why Chuuya? Dazai is the suicidal one?
Akutagawa: At this point, I’m not sure he is. If he really was, we wouldn’t be here having this conversation.
Everyone: ……
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Random homophobic NPC: What’s with all these rainbow flags? Sounds like a circus.
Atsushi (deadpan): If you find love to be a circus, I recommend staying out of the ring before you get trampled.
Akutagawa, somewhat impressed: Damn—
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Kyoka and Kenji’s Pride Month Commentary
Kenji: I don’t get why Pride Month needs so much drama. Isn’t love just love?
Kyoka: That’s the stupidest and smartest thing you’ve ever said. And also sweet.
Kenji, not understanding but is happy that he did something nice: Thanks!
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Happy pride month yall









