(Polite knock at the door)
Elaine: Whose that?
Jerry: It’s Kramer
Elaine: ….
……
No, who really is?
Jerry: It’s Kramer
Elaine: NO
Jerry: (Opens the door)
Kramer: Hey…can I come in?
Elaine: …..
…….
what
what is this
What’s happening here
Kramer: Oh, I’m a vampire now
Elaine: (Nods in understanding as the world makes sense again) Ohhhhhhhhh
Londerland Bloodlines
Alice: [watching this on the TV] Well, that's a new twist on things...though I want to see the moment where he tried to barge into Jerry's apartment as usual and realized that he couldn't anymore. Did he bang into an invisible wall, or...
Victor: [small chuckle] Maybe... [pause] Though, er, I'm a little surprised the people who made this were allowed to, given that one script in Hollywood you had to destroy.
Alice: Given that there are plenty of movies and TV shows and whatnot about vampires out there, I'm thinking the only problem with Julius and David Hatter's collaboration was that it hadn't gotten previous approval from Abrams. This was probably reviewed and considered fine because it's a clear parody. [pause] And because most vampires DON'T have this weakness.














