#krazycheme

[mistertoasterhawk]

Fabulous 5

Toasterhawk: says the benthic invert

KrazyChemE: sea living introvert really?

T: no, organism who lives on the seafloor with no spine

KCE: no spine? of all the htings to accuse me of?

T: sponges have no spine. but I was accusing you of being a echinoderm, see: seastars or urchins etc as in organisms which like to hide under rocks this isn't rocket phish bananas

KCE: either way... no spine be a weird way to describe me

T: vertebrates aren't usually benthic

KCE: i do not always live under a rock also

T: uhuh, totally

KCE: i for instance, knew that rika was trying to say fanastic 4 when she said fabulous 5

T: ... that. what?

[badasscheck]

*watching 'puppet sex' on collegehumor*

KrazychemE: "Just out of curiosity, who the hell clicks a link that says 'muppet sex'?"

Toasterhawk: "PUPPET! Puppet sex. There is a difference thank you."

K: "Oh I'm sorry that's such a distinction!"

T: "YEAH! There's a whole letter difference."

K: "Of course silly me, puppet sex is just fine, but muppet sex that's just gross... YOU SICK FUCK!"

[badasscheck]

"I'm gonna roll a perception check to see if I know that fucknuts here is flying up the side of the building."

KrazyChemE

[mistertoasterhawk]

And do the sponge

Toasterhawk: "my sister thinks i'm weird"

KrazychemE: "why?"

T: "cuz i told her i wanted to be a comedic ostrich but not really because i think i'd rather be a sponge or a small mammal"

K: "sponges don't have to do homework"

T: "or much besides eat they barely breed they just eject reproductive cells into the water they don't even have sexes they don't even have a brain to do homework"

K: "i'm sitll okay withit no one would touch me"

T: "and they can be pushed through a micron seive that's not true things eat sponges certain things grow on sponges"

K: "eh not like it'd bother me taht much"

T: "we push them through a seive"

K: "eh i'll roll with it"

T: "so yer becomnig a poriferan?"

K: "yup i'm getting the surgery"

T: "yay?"

K: "yup"

[mistertoasterhawk]

I think aidan wants to be painted like a french girl

KrazychemE

[cuttlehawk-and-toasterphish]

Creepy conversations

Toasterhawk: "you know red rocket is more than a trick right?"

Krazycheme: "Isn't that the team in pokemon?"

[cuttlehawk-and-toasterphish]

Furbinator3000

Toasterhawk:"I'm a furby!"

KrayzchemE:"y?"

T:"Cuz i make noises, speak random phrases, stare, dance around, randomly sing..."

K:Yeah but if we take your batteries out do you stop talking? We must experiment...FOR SCIENCE!"

T:"I dunno but I get quiet in the dark"

K:"Furbies just get satanic in the dark."

Dinopsyker12:"It all makes sense now u are one of the few chosen furbys to gain full sentience. u have survived the humans attempts to destroy u...somehow..and must be slowly fulfilling the decade old plot to unleash furbynet and usurp the human race and erradicate everything they built."

T:"You must not be allowed to live."

D:"U have to find me first furbo."

T:"That's why I have all those tabs, the bronies are a cover for our massive army and my computer was the first casualty in creating "furbynet". And nobody will believe you."

D:"Or will they?"

T:"Yesh?"

D:"Then it will be up to me to sever your control antenna and save the world"

T:"Or will you? Find out next time."

D:"will the hero vancwish the dark andx forboding furbi mastermind toon in next time on..."

T:"Same Furbytime. Same Furbychannel. In the year 3057 a lone group of rebels fights the ruling furby empire..."

D:"That's why I gotta stop it now because I was sent back from the year 3057 to stop it at its source."