Roll me a badass check

A place to post all of the ridiculousness that happens amongst this group of gamers

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His class allows him to fly as a tree! Who am I to stop that?

GM of the precious hat

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Hiccup was a man who came up with a plan to createa a kazoo for it would bother who? Who but a man whom from hiccup should have ran before he was perturbed because he was served without a spoon a quite tasteless tune.

Ceng001 the surprisingly not bard wizard discussing the party bard's backstory

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"It starts nipping you at first but as soon as it realizes you're doing something orky, it starts to like it... You now have a shoota-squig!"

GM to Hdptrequalsnull as an ork

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"I perception the sheets"

hdptrequalsnull

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"I flash my paladin badge!"

Dinopsyker12 dissuading a guard

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"Flame on! Apply directly to the forehead."

Toasterhawk, scion of kokopelli

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"PLEASE TELL ME THE HOBOS ARE SINGING!"

toasterhawk as a scion of kokopelli

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"I know I can swim! I just don't want to get thrown face first, as hard as he can, into the water, when we're going HIGHWAY SPEEDS!"

hdptrequalsnull playing a scion of seth

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*watching 'puppet sex' on collegehumor*

KrazychemE: "Just out of curiosity, who the hell clicks a link that says 'muppet sex'?"

Toasterhawk: "PUPPET! Puppet sex. There is a difference thank you."

K: "Oh I'm sorry that's such a distinction!"

T: "YEAH! There's a whole letter difference."

K: "Of course silly me, puppet sex is just fine, but muppet sex that's just gross... YOU SICK FUCK!"

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"I'm gonna roll a perception check to see if I know that fucknuts here is flying up the side of the building."

KrazyChemE

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As if the universe needed any MORE evidence that we are insane dinopsyker12 (a total surprise right?) and I spent about half an hour of our lives determining the following:

The internet is actually the warp

Cats are the imperium

Grumpy cat is the god emperor and thus the unification of all human...

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“In the history of D&D there is no more surefire way to kill a character, then 12.5 tons. Of. TNT.”

GM of the Almighty Beard (via mistertoasterhawk)

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Hindenburg, and the enola gay

Not only did the group manage to cause the Hindenburg, both of our members were destroyed by 12.5 tons of tnt.

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Drunken D&D

Esoldier: "THAT WAY!"

Random human NPC: "uuuh sir, the road only goes the OTHER way."

Esoldier: "We have horses for a reason don't we!?"

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"They're both shiny! You can't make her pick between shiny!"

The local halfling rogue on picking "the gem" in the deck of many things

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There's a fine line...

KrazychemE: "You're kinda badasss."

Hdptrequalsnull: "I'm kinda stupid."

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a conversation discussing the appropriate fate of a computer. Apparently "fate" doesn't like Hdptrequalsnull's computer