#dinopsyker12

[badasscheck]

"I flash my paladin badge!"

Dinopsyker12 dissuading a guard

[mistertoasterhawk]

Glory to the cat emperor!

As if the universe needed any MORE evidence that we are insane dinopsyker12 (a total surprise right?) and I spent about half an hour of our lives determining the following:

The internet is actually the warp

Cats are the imperium

Grumpy cat is the god emperor and thus the unification of all human will

Hdptrequalsnull is an inquisitor psyker

Unstableuranidumb is a warboss genestealer whose followers include a mechboy and a green converted tyranid

Toasterhawk is a psyker chaos marine, chaos undivided follower of the almighty one: Celestia

KrazychemE is a psyker sister of battle

Cluelesscetacean is a noble

[badasscheck]

a conversation discussing the appropriate fate of a computer. Apparently "fate" doesn't like Hdptrequalsnull's computer

[mistertoasterhawk]

"You...load the canon with babies..."

GM during a flashback of the local dwarf

[mistertoasterhawk]

The war on limestone!

*coloring a geologic map of the black hills*

Unstableuranidumb: "We need to declare war on the pahasapa limestone."

Toasterhawk: "What?"

Unstableuranidumb: "No i'm sorry a police action in a foreign state."

T: "Uh...What?"

U: "We've declared war on oceans, and the pahasapa is an ancient ocean. And besides they're clearly oppressing the minnekahta tribes. And have been doing so for thousands if not millions of years."

T: "You are so..."

Dinopsyker12: "And the opeche crumbles under the conflict."

U: "Are you against the freedom of the minnekahta? Are you on the side of the pahasapa!"

T: "Yes, yes I am."

[cuttlehawk-and-toasterphish]

Furbinator3000

Toasterhawk:"I'm a furby!"

KrayzchemE:"y?"

T:"Cuz i make noises, speak random phrases, stare, dance around, randomly sing..."

K:Yeah but if we take your batteries out do you stop talking? We must experiment...FOR SCIENCE!"

T:"I dunno but I get quiet in the dark"

K:"Furbies just get satanic in the dark."

Dinopsyker12:"It all makes sense now u are one of the few chosen furbys to gain full sentience. u have survived the humans attempts to destroy u...somehow..and must be slowly fulfilling the decade old plot to unleash furbynet and usurp the human race and erradicate everything they built."

T:"You must not be allowed to live."

D:"U have to find me first furbo."

T:"That's why I have all those tabs, the bronies are a cover for our massive army and my computer was the first casualty in creating "furbynet". And nobody will believe you."

D:"Or will they?"

T:"Yesh?"

D:"Then it will be up to me to sever your control antenna and save the world"

T:"Or will you? Find out next time."

D:"will the hero vancwish the dark andx forboding furbi mastermind toon in next time on..."

T:"Same Furbytime. Same Furbychannel. In the year 3057 a lone group of rebels fights the ruling furby empire..."

D:"That's why I gotta stop it now because I was sent back from the year 3057 to stop it at its source."

[cuttlehawk-and-toasterphish]

nerdlife (a real conversation)

Dinopsyker12:...I find your lack of faith disturbing

Toasterhawk:search your feelings you know it to be true

D:it not true its impossible

T:now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational nerdy conversation1

D:rollme fellowship to see how nerdy it gets at +10