#krazyokami

[cxldtyrant]

"Ain'tcha just a slight bit cold without having clothing or fur? Ah mean, usually that means ya might be cold, but-" The creature paused and leaned down to sniff at the gems that decorated his body. "Those are mighty fancy! Quite pretty even! Seems kinda a bit dark to be sapphire." She continued to gab on, making loud noises.

        “Cease your yapping, animal.”

         Cooler felt an agonized throbbing within his temples after listening to her incessant chattering, a scornful glower contorting his facial features as he regarded the sheep with a glare of displeasure. Where the animal had come from, the monarch had no idea – but between her unwelcome blathering and invasion of his personal space, the tyrant was enticingly tempted to make an example of her…

         However, the loquacious beast was harmless. Squandering his energy upon her just because she proved a minor annoyance was beneath him. He would simply indulge her inane questioning, though not without setting boundaries.

         “Keep your distance when addressing me,” Cooler commanded, revulsion coiling within the pit of his stomach as he felt her breath against his body. His tail flickered about in annoyance, smashing the ground beside her as her only warning of compliance. “To answer your question, my species are naturally adaptable in every climate. We have no need for clothing or fur.”

[demonkingdabura]

"Why are your horns so small?"

@krazyokami

“My dear ovine companion, my horns are their size in the same way my eyes look a certain way. The same way my ears are their shape and size! I can no more change my horns than you can that adorable snout you have.”

[saiyanandproud]

What's a fantasy your muses has? What kills the mood for them?

In-Depth Sinday Meme

What's a fantasy your muses has?

Despite never being willing to admit it, whenever Mariko daydreams about heated situations, it’s usually scenes worthy of a harlequin romance: passionate scenes with deep kisses, where the girl shivers in the guy’s arms and whatnot before they both sink in the bed/hay/grass under the stars... 

Too bad it’s always been quite the contrary, and in the few romantic threads she had so far, it was always Mariko taking the initiative!

What kills the mood for them?

Baby talking and derogatory talking. For Mariko, physical intimacy comes with being on the same level as her partner. She is okay with one being more dominant than the other, but if the roles gets so extreme they involve such kind of roleplay, it’s an immediate nope to her. Don’t ask her to call you ‘daddy’. She’ll kick your balls and leave.

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Hey! I've been training my cat and while he's more than used to the harness, all he wants to do is eat grass. I've tried keeping cat grass inside but all he still wants to do is eat grass outside and barely walk around. Do you have any suggestions? Thank you!

Harness training a cat means a lot of stopping and starting and waiting for your cat to munch on some grass. Regardless of how well a cat’s trained, they’re bound to do that! If that’s all he’s doing though, perhaps try training him to come when called. Offer a higher reward treat that he likes better than grass when he walks towards you. Whenever he stops, call him to you again. By doing this he may rather walk alongside you and get some tasty snacks instead of stopping every other metre to eat grass that he can get at home. Gradually make the distance he has to walk to get a treat further and further until you just need to call him and feed him treats occasionally on a longer walk.

Alternatively, if he doesn’t mind the car, you could try to find a place further away to walk that has little to no grass. If there’s no grass to eat, then his only other option is to walk with you. My favourite place to walk Dave is in the mountains by a river, where the shoreline is rocky and most of the foliage in the area are conifer trees. Nothing for my cat to stop and eat there! 

As a side note, if you are walking in a neighbourhood, it might be a good idea to keep him from eating grass on other people’s lawns. You don’t know what kind of herbicide/pesticides others may have used that could be harmful to kitty. 

I hope this helps!

[culinary-saiyan]

"You stink."

“I am sorry, large, fluffy friend.. I must have forgot to shower after training today.. please forgive me for my stink.”

[nappainanotherdimension]

@krazyokami replied to the Puppers Pudding post

“Really? I mean one’s meaty and the other’s a sweet.” 

[cruciatusxxcervus]

@krazyokami

Continued from here

“Ngh, yeah..” The Kirinite grunted, after an attempt to pull herself free. Had she truly been that unnoticeable against the sunlit grass? While the sheep excitedly carried on about the area, the smaller alien continued to flail her arms and tail in hopes she would notice. Eden threw her hands out, only to have her claws catch and break roots and soil. 

Her struggle stopped instantly at the warm puff of air, before something gently gripped at her antler. “It would be more pleasant if I can sit up!” She growled, pressing her ears back and straining her neck to look up at Nellsa. 

[kaijutegu]

Would you have any enrichment tips for cresties? Ive thought about buying some wooden bird toys like bridges and ladders

YES! Bird toys are GREAT so long as they’re made out of safe wood. 

Another thing I love love love (and my sticky gecks do, too) is suspended cork.

These platforms and perches swing, which means that jumping from them is a bit of a challenge and sticking the landing requires a bit more strength than your average perch. These were all made by Sunshine Exotics, but they’re easy enough to do yourself- all you need is some cork and some paracord and something to punch holes in the cork!