#krillposting

[ilickswords]

You’re mommy’s good little shrimp aren’t you? You want ruin your posture for me sooooooo bad don’t you? That’s right!!! You’re gonna be a good shrimp for mommy. Ohhhhh my good shrimp. You want to curl up and have back problems for mommy. Doesn’t it feel so much better to have a shell? You don’t need human form. You need to be a good shrimp! That’s right! Good shrimp!

And because you’re such a good shrimp

Mommy’s going to boil you

Gooood shrimp

#forceshrimp

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Krill names, GW Edition! Text under the cut, will rb with Eden krill in a bit bc photo limit

First krill:

Katherine - loves being the center of attention

The Graveyard Four:

Alice - dainty; doesn’t start fights but will finish them

Emperor - very territorial about their tree

Gonzales - rule-breaker, very untrustworthy

Brunhilde - calm, calculative, strategic

The Crab Fields:

Ahab - self-conscious

The Battlefield:

Burger, Fries, & Milkshake - the temple-guarding triplets

The Forgotten Ark:

Thorton - anxious, doesn’t do crowds

Treasure Reef:

Susie-Q - ngl there are, like, 5 krill down here and she tried killing me the least so she’s the only one that gets to be featured

[sir-squibbly]

Naming every single krill I find in Sky and giving you a fun non-canon fact about them bc I’m a bit of a krill enjoyer

This one is Johnson. He collects old rusty coins and he’s the one in the first(?) area in the Golden Wasteland.

I’ll post more once I get all the pictures

[artaelyn]

I WANT TO HAVE PET SHRIMP

@inkblots-and-rainbows if we end up living together can we get shrimp

[krillposting]

File under: things driven to extinction on islands due to disastrous mismanagement by governing powers.

(drew this during inktober and forgot about it but tbh I really just love the Polkadodo)

[umbire-the-phantom]

tfw you’re autistic and find yourself relating to “adult child” characters a lot even tho you realize the concept of mental age is Kinda Fucked in at least a couple of ways

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catch me krillposting on this freezing Sunday morning

took some decadent photos of one of my sons Ahab (I have named every krill btw lol)

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Thorton Appreciation Post, part 2, because this gets funnier!!

I wanted to take some more proper photos of him eating ambitious sky kids when another rando came on scene.

This one is a moth! Are they here by hubris or naïveté? Nonetheless, this moth was full of mischief!

They dared me to krill dodge, a skill I have not yet mastered. This moth was insistent, pointing ceaselessly at Thorton, the poor dude.

But I couldn’t turn down a moth’s challenge. So I got into position and prayed about what was about to happen…

Yeah, I, uhh… I had that coming, I think.

Remember, Sky fam: Love your favorite krill! But maybe from significantly further away and with a camera that can zoom in.