polka dot acolyte

H; 31 || abner krill writes his name in the collar of his polka dot suit 🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟣

[krillposting]

This is the fanart sideblog where @mourncoremusings indulges her love of all things Polka Dot Man through the media of fanart and shenanigans.

[whosalana]

Lady Jessica is so fucking funny man

Ultimate basic white girl name, like the lass who sat next to you in school and had pigtails and drew little hearts over her “i”s. The Duke Leto of the Atreides, House Major of the Galactic Padishah Empire… and his girlfriend, Jessica. Hilarious.

She falls in love with the biggest wife guy in the universe, and he won’t marry her. Hilarious.

Duke Leto loves her and trusts her fully, despite knowing that she’s a witch from the long line of witches who do rapey mind control stuff for eugenecist reasons. He just reckons she’d never do that to him. And he’s RIGHT – she’s been painstakingly trained in mind control and she never uses it on him and they just have consensual sex like normal people, thanks very much. Hilarious.

She’s been raised, conditioned, and trained so she can accomplish one (1) task: have a baby girl with Leto. When it comes down to it, she reckons he’d be disappointed at the gender reveal so decides to have a boy instead, upending 10,000 years of meticulous planning and concerted effort. THEN, she ends up having a girl with him afterwards anyway. Hilarious.

She births a messiah to make her bf happy and piss off her bosses, and then births an abomination completely unintentionally. Hilarious.

Despite her Bene Gesserit training and bodily awareness and general deep understanding of things, she somehow doesn’t realise that going through the Spice Agony while pregnant will have an effect on her foetus??? Corazon mio, smoking a cigarette has an effect on your foetus. Not eating enough spinach has an effect on your foetus. Taking a massive overdose of a lethal drug was probably going to have some foreseeable side effects. Hilarious.

When Leto II and Ghanima are preborn and 9-year-old Leto II tells her that he and Ghani can remember her and their granda getting it on in extreme visceral detail and her first reaction is to that mentioning it was a little gauche of him, actually. Hilarious.

In conclusion Lady Jessica funniest character in Dune actually, no notes

[krillposting]

basic "big things coming" post but it's me plotting a new chapter of TI in this big year 2026

[luminalcorp]

My take on the iconic Piter in a raincoat

[alovelypear]

i love that there's a small (but bigger than you'd think) circle of people so devoted to piter de vries. it's like a prerequisite that: 1. you're at least a little strange and creepy and 2.

[vilerealm]

he seems to be having a normal one in the last update

i may be biased but it's a little bit

i need know what happens if you ask him to ditch piter. couldn't be me

[nicky-in-space]

Gurathin + Hands

[natalie-goodmn]

The Suicide Squad makes me so sad for Chris. Imagine you’re part of the ‘abuse victims that want a found family and are being used as living weapons bc they’ve committed many violent crimes’ squad. And even that you get kicked out of because your vibes were THAT bad

[vilerealm]

if you dune post too good somebody's scalp is always going to trip the mature content filter

[krillposting]

Is there a term for the opposite of self shippers who don't want to interact with anyone who also wants The Character carnally bc there's only like 2.3 Piter de Vries stans on the Internet and I want them to kiss me on the mouth

[krillposting]

I'm really excited to see how Villeneuve depicts Hayt/ ghola characters, aesthetically and emotionally in Dune Pt 3 for my own horrible reasons

[villainwithacrush]

[sp1nnenlilie]

The dune fandom is so dead. Dried out. Malnourished even. Where is that one account that knows everything and is freaked out about certain characters. Where is the fanart. Where are the random very deep posts that reveal lore you didn’t realize existed. Hell, where are the fujoshis.

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[simon-ghost--riley-deactivated2]

*intense reading*

[stagprince]

I 🩷 Polkadot Man ^●_^

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"