Our Friendsgiving just ended with watching 2 hours of non/Disney mashup AMVs that created a whole extended universe with so much drama:
For starters, Pitch Black was in love with Rapunzel and was trying to kill Jack Frost because he thought Jack was trying to get back together with her, but it was actually Mother Gothel trying to push them back together. Besides, it's crazy that they would ever get back together because Rapunzel was physically abusing Jack.
Poor Jack though, this was all happening after he watched his boyfriend, Flynn Ryder (Eugene Fitzherbert, if you prefer), both kiss Eret and fuck Hans. Which raises the question of what Kristoff would think about that as well since he's the one that fell in love with Hans and saved him from the dungeon (especially since he has a history with Flynn as well after they first met each other's gaze in Arendelle). Jack should've just stayed with Periwinkle, that relationship seemed to have the least drama, but then in the end he'd have to compete for her affection with Elsa and I don't blame him for not wanting to go through something like that after everything that has happened to him.
I don't blame Flynn for acting out like that though since Rapunzel hurt him as well (just not physically like she did Jack) because she started having her bisexual awakening after meeting Merida and kept pushing him away whenever she showed up. I'm just curious who Merida will pick though, Rapunzel or Anna?? My vote is for Anna since she just got out of a relationship with Andy after they got in a huge argument, then she even pretty down Tadashi's advances because she wants to be with Merida.
While all of this is happening, however, Jim Hawkins is having the most sex in the Disney universe because while he's trying to get with Melody, he's got a Stacy's Mom situation going on with Ariel (who has such a crazy history with Hades, don't even get me started), but that's not enough for him because he still needs to go to a brothel to fulfill his urges. Urges that are so powerful that he passes up Jasmine and Esmeralda for Jessica Rabbit.
