Summary: The entire notion was barbaric and outdated. But, if Kuroo wanted to inherit the majority of his parents' estate and stocks instead of sitting back and letting his older beta sister take the reins, Kuroo had to play ball.
(Or: Kuroo fell for his future-husband first. Tsukishima fell for his bleeding-heart husband harder.)
Rating: E
Warnings: None
Relationships: Kuroo/Tsukishima, Bokuto & Kuroo, Kuroo & Oikawa
Characters: Kuroo, Tsukishima, Minor Characters, OCs, Kuroo's Family
Additional Tags: Omegaverse, Alpha Kuroo, Omega Tsukishima, Stripper Tsukishima, Fake Marriage, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Mating Bites, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mutual Pining, Smut, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fighting As Foreplay, Affectionate Insults, Crack Treated Seriously, Domestic Fluff, Angst, Feels, POV Alternating
Language: English
Running Work Count: 4.6K
Written for KuroTsuki Valentines Week 2026 for Day 7: Free Prompt! (Though it’s a WIP, posting as I go, which is far.)