Tumblr’s Favorite Dad Tournament ‘26 ROUND 1
🪲 Hanzo/Beetle (Kubo & The Two Strings) 🪲
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Tumblr’s Favorite Dad Tournament ‘26 ROUND 1
🪲 Hanzo/Beetle (Kubo & The Two Strings) 🪲
🍻 Dale Gribble (King Of The Hill) 🍻
🐿️ Dave Seville (Alvin & The Chipmunks, any version) 🐿️
So I watched Kubo and The Two Strings yesterday and yes, I started loving Beetle/Hanzo more and more till he became my favorite character.
And yes, his death broke my poor little heart T^T
But today, I realised something that broke my heart even more.
And please be warned, if you fidget, if you look away, if you forget any part of what I tell you, even for an instant...
...then our hero will surely perish.
Hanzo looked away.
He didn't check out on Washi to make sure she was really dead before running to his family. He let his guard down and the witch caught him in his moment of distraction.
That's what caused him to perish, just like the hero in Kubo's stories. He. Looked. Away.
Now I'll just go down in the basement and cry my fucking eyes out again. Seeya.
by the way since I have nothing to post have this old wip! I’m gonna do this on a better animation studio with colors and not a crusty art style. Big Yay
@foggyfriday
An edit I did last night during a panic attack over todays violin recital (which went super well btw!!)
vent edits are fun
Kubo: wow I want to know the end of the story
Sariatu: *dies*
Hanzo: *dies*
Monkey:*dies*
Beetle: *dies
Karasu: *seriously wounds monkey then dies*
Washi: *kills both monkey and beetle then gets murdered and dies*
Moon King: *doesnt die but forgot*
Kubo: can we rewrite this I didn't ask for this