Dec 15, 2025
Kunikida's Subtle Ways to Fuck With Dazai
Earlier that day:
Kunikida: Do your work Dazai!
Dazai, being overdramatic: I'm so tired, I cant get up
Kunikida: Do.Your.Work.
Dazai: But I can't!
Kunikida: ...Dazai
Kenji, Walking over: Are we going to lunch yet?
Kunikida, sighing: Yes, Kenji.
Dazai: Saved!
Present:
Kunikida: *Walking into the Agency with a sleeping Kenji on his back*
Dazai, laying down on the Agency couch: *doing absolutely nothing*
Kunikida: *just puts Kenji down on the couch, crushing Dazai*
Dazai: Kunikida-kun!
Kunikida: Don't wake him up
Dazai, pouting: ...your getting smarter