Tommy

Hi! This me. I like to talk about fandoms :) I honestly don't know what of I'm doing. Tommy is in reference to Tom Bombadil. They/Them i guess

[thealmostnerd]

Shout out at @lunas-little and @caprandcowlnursery to almost single handedly carrying the entire DC agere community on my feed

Yall are amazing :)

[thealmostnerd]

Something I will say as the youngest kid of a large family, is that Damian Wayne definitely has the most expansive school emergency contact of all time.

The first couple are not that weird, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, and Dick Grayson. Not weird, but then it keeps going. Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, not that weird, they are adult siblings of Damian. But then there is Barbara Gordon followed by Stephanie Brown, both listed as family friends. Again, getting kinda long but not abnormal. According to those that have interacted with them, Barbara Gordon is a very nice librarian while Stephanie Brown is a very chaotic person who can talk her way around anyone. Then there is Todd Austin, who suspiciously looks like a grown up version of a dead Jason Todd according to the few that saw him the one time he actually picked up the call.

But as you continue, things get even more complicated. The next one is...Duke Thomas. Another student...no one is sure how the system allowed for him to be added but they cannot get him out of it no matter how much they try. Duke has shown up numerous times, and is somehow more reliable with reaching than some of the other full on adults on the list despite him disappearing randomly under people's noses according to his teachers.

Then there is Selina Kyle, Harleen Quinzel, and Pamela Isley, who all look suspiciously like certain Gotham criminals but no one questions it because it is Gotham and at least they aren't committing crimes in the school.

Im just imagining through a series of mishaps, everyone of Damian's contacts arriving at the exact same time in this tiny room, all 12(?) clearly disheveled and in various states of dissarry asking "Ms.Johnson, what's the deal?" Without missing a beat.

[red-plutoo]

So obviously the bats are incredibly strong, freakishly so that they need to be active in their civilian life’s to stop people from getting suspicious, so they all, especially the robins, take up sports

Bruce is boring with his cover up, he was a gym membership that he’s programmed to sign him in and out of the gym everyday so it looks like he goes every single day

Dick is obviously acrobatics, he teaches it to kids in blüdhaven, sometimes puts on shows, but he’s learnt from Tim finding out his identity and doesn’t do anything too flashy like he would as nightwing

Before babs was paralysed she liked doing cross country, after she gets a racing wheelchair and does marathons

Jason as an adult does weight lifting competitions, the lazurus pit giving him a massive buff, as a kid he played rugby but he doesn’t keep it up as an adult

Cass has her ballet, she thinks it’s beautiful, but it serves practically as well, for kicks, jumps, etc, she adores it regardless

Tim switches between dirtbike racing and skateboarding, he tried other things like tennis but it never stuck

Steph started doing cheer, she’s too muscular to be a flyer but she likes throwing and catching people (she’s started throwing Damian at enemies) but she does boxing along side it, she mostly coaches but she still likes it

Duke does competitive swimming, he thought it was the easy way out but very quickly got too competitive and spent way to much time on it (Izzy likes to watch him compete)

Damian flips between activities but ended up sticking with fencing, he was obviously good at it and he enjoyed using swords without intent to kill

[thealmostnerd]

Now I am just imagining a scenario where Steph and Damian are by themselves in their civilian wear(though probably in a way that they aren't too recognizable). Then, for plot reasons this happens:

Steph: Let's do get help

Damian, processing: What.

Steph: Let's do get help, you love it

Damian: I hate it

Steph: It's great it works out every time

Damian: Its humiliating.

Steph: Do you have a better plan?

Damian: ...no

Steph: We are doing it.

Damian: We are not doing get help.

Cut to:

Steph: Get help! My brother is dying! Get help!

Random guards: *processing/in shock*

Steph: Please! My brother! Help him!

Steph: *Just chucks Damian at the guards, tackling them down*

Damian: Still hate it. It's humiliating.

Steph, laughing: Not for me, it's not

Tim, in civilian wear and was being held hostage: So how long have you been doing *vaguely gesturing* that??

Steph: Oh shit *More Cackling* I didn't realize you were here here

Damian, deadpan: I hate this family.

[papayafromtv]

conversations overheard on the batkid com lines pt 11 (masterpost here)

Jason: -like i was definitely the nicest kid B had to deal with, like compared to you three freaks-

Dick: you were kinda, yeah. you were very competitive though.

Jason: competitive in the good way though.

Tim: the fuck is the good way?

Jason: like i was- i was competitive about schoolwork and being a good Robin. i just wanted to be a better son than Dick so i pretty much acted like an angel

Dick: it also served to piss me off a lot-,

Jason: -that too, that was also a big motivator, you were annoying and i wanted you to stop coming back home,

Tim: *laughing*

Dick: B 100% used that against us by the way.

Jason: the competitiveness?

Dick: yeah, like, do you remember the cold case competitions?

Jason: *gasp* oh my god yes,

Tim: the what?

Jason: holy shit, so whenever me and Dick argued over something Bruce would bring out an unsolvable cold case and tell us whoever figured out who did it would win whatever argument we were having. just to get us to shut up and go away.

Dick: i was like, twenty years old man. it should not have worked on me as much as it did.

Jason: yeah, no- like i was fully convinced i was gonna solve the JFK assassination at thirteen years old just because you wouldn't let me be player one on the WII.

Tim, still laughing: *incredulous* seriously?!?

Damian: hold on- wait. the JFK assassination? what's that?

Jason: oh my god, again? Damian we have to give you a terrorist attack rundown, this is ridiculous.

Tim: first 9/11, now you don't know about JFK-

Damian: no no, i just... you aren't talking about John Fitzgerald Kennedy, are you?

Tim: well yeah, obviously-,

Dick: so you do know this one-

Damian: that's not a cold case? it was just my uncle

-silence-

Jason, voice shaky: sorry???

Damian: the American leader, John Fitzgerald Kennedy? my Uncle Dusan assassinated him on my grandfather's orders. he used to regale me with the story of his victory when he'd put me to bed.

Dick: *screeching* EXCUSE ME?!

Tim: Dusan Al Ghul used to put you to bed?

Dick: THAT'S what you're taking from that?!

Damian: yes, on occasions when mother wasn't available but he was.

Jason, faintly: holy fucking shit-

Tim: Talia used to put you to bed...?

Damian: well somebody had to? i don't understand how this is hard for you to grasp Drake, how could i be locked in if there was nobody to take me to my cell at the end of the day?

Tim: OH ok-

Dick, still freaking out: what the actual fuck-

Jason: i'm crashing out, i swear to god i'm crashing out-

Tim: -no see THAT makes sense, i thought for a second Talia was actually acting motherly but it's fine it was just a miscommunication-

Damian: is Dusan's kill not publicly known, then?

Dick: PUBLICALLY- no, Damian, literally nobody-

*a pause* *intake of breath*

Dick, whispering: holy shit i solved the cold case.

Jason, incredulous: excuse me?

Dick: I SOLVED IT FIRST-

Jason: WOAH WOAH- NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T, HOLD ON-

Dick: I'M TELLING BRUCE-!

Jason: I'M TELLING BRUCE, THIS IS MY WIN-

Dick: NOT IF I GET TO HIM FIRST-

Jason: DICK FUCK OFF THIS IS MINE-

Dick: FUCK YOU-

*two pings*

*silence*

Damian: ...they're not coming back are they?

Tim: *sigh* nope. wanna go get cinnamon rolls? i've not got much going on through my route.

Damian: i'll meet you at the usual bakery.

Tim: sick.

[thealmostnerd]

BSD ADA Dorm Life

So like, im not entirely sure this is 100% the Canon situation but the ADA members live in the same Dorm building, how chaotic would Life be.

Ranpo, water bottle spritzer in hand:out

Dazai, getting Pots and pans: What? I haven't even done anything yet

Ranpo, spritzing Dazai like a cat: You are banned from the kitchen

Dazai: That was forever ago though!

Kyouka, deadpan: I thought you were planning to commit arson again

Also

Kunikida: Where is the sugar! I'm trying to bake brownies but people keep on stealing it!

Tanizaki: People, also known as Ranpo-san

Naomi: *snickering*

Atsushi, actually trying to be helpful: I think its over here

Naomi, whispering: How long will it be before we have to bail him out just to make Kenji's birthday cake

Tanizaki, also whispering: with the way things are going Kunikida will be charged with murder of some kind and Atsushi will just wonder why he joined us

Naomi: so 2 minutes?

[harechi]

"Ranpo"

[upsetbimboy]

That awful moment when your work partner is the worst person you’ve ever met but you’ve also thought about him late at night-

[thealmostnerd]

Kunikida's Subtle Ways to Fuck With Dazai

Earlier that day:

Kunikida: Do your work Dazai!

Dazai, being overdramatic: I'm so tired, I cant get up

Kunikida: Do.Your.Work.

Dazai: But I can't!

Kunikida: ...Dazai

Kenji, Walking over: Are we going to lunch yet?

Kunikida, sighing: Yes, Kenji.

Dazai: Saved!

Present:

Kunikida: *Walking into the Agency with a sleeping Kenji on his back*

Dazai, laying down on the Agency couch: *doing absolutely nothing*

Kunikida: *just puts Kenji down on the couch, crushing Dazai*

Dazai: Kunikida-kun!

Kunikida: Don't wake him up

Dazai, pouting: ...your getting smarter

[darkknight-hero]

Imagine the kids only realize Ace is a service dog when he starts alerting for Jason, and Bruce is just like, “I…are you okay?”

Jason, “Tf? I’m fine.”

Bruce, “Ace is alerting.”

Jason, “…what?”

Bruce, “Is it a panic attack? Jay, come sit down, please.”

And Jason gets tugged onto the couch before he even knows what’s happening. Ace lays across his lap, keeping his eyes on Jason the whole time, and the weirdest thing is that, yeah, he was about to have a panic attack. Damian was scuffling w Tim and the sound of Damian’s sword dragging against the ground had made him freeze. But…what the fuck?

Jason, after he’s calmed down, “So…since when?”

Bruce, w Jason’s legs across his lap, “Hmm?”

Jason, “Ace. Since when did he know how to do that?”

Bruce, “Oh, well…he’s my service dog.”

Jason, “…what?”

Bruce, “Funny enough, Harley recommended I get one, and when Ace showed up, it just…made things easy.”

Jason, “You’ve had Ace for years. How…how did we never know?”

Bruce, shrugs, “I never said anything about it. Didn’t seem important.”

Jason, “‘Didn’t seem important’, my ass! Oh my god, it makes so much sense now.”

Bruce, “I wasn’t hiding it…”

Jason, “B, hiding things is like second nature to you. You do it even when you don’t mean to. It’s why Dickie stresses open communication so much, and that includes things you ‘don’t think are important’.”

Bruce, “I…see. I’ll try harder.”

[mylifeingotham]

I like to think that Bruce sometimes gets interviewed on the news and every now and then Jason (who is supposed to be dead) walks into frame and Bruce gets really upset if they point it out

Bruce *sitting in the living room of Wayne Manor*: -yeah that’s why I think we should-

*Jason in the background passing by reading a book*

Interviewer: So sorry to interrupt is that Jason Todd?

Bruce: Jason? Why would that be Jason- *starts hysterically crying (he can’t think of an excuse)*

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Bonus- it happens with Dick too

Dick *doing a cooking show in the kitchen (he can’t cook)*: Of course you know-

*Jason in the background holding a sandwich bigger than his head*

Camera guy: Is that your dead brother?

Dick: You mean Jason? No obviously not, that’s probably Tim or something, but I know they do look alike *sniffle* sometimes I see him and think he’s Jason *sobs* I just miss him so much *just starts absolutely sobbing* MY BABY BROTHER

[heyget]

Being the Red Hood’s goon has a pretty good wage, all things considered. Healthcare, hell, you even get dental. Nobody knows how that was even set up.

So whenever there’s an opening and the Red Hood has to hire a new guy, there’s an interview waitlist the length of a neighborhood block.

Jason: So, Batman. You like him?

Applicant: Uh. No?

Jason, writing in his notepad: I see

Applicant: Is that good or bad?

Jason: I’m asking the questions.

[stories-i-guess]

Everytime Red Hood asks that, he’s internally kicking his feet and giggling because he’s being so cool right now, getting a whole gang of guys who hate his dad to do fun crimes with him and beat up bullies.

[thealmostnerd]

New Sanders Sides Episode Let's go!!!!!!

[thealmostnerd]

Nobody can convince me this never happening

Akutagawa, Atsushi, and Dazai talking for whatever reason:

Akutagawa: You look sleep deprived Jinko

Atsushi: Yeah, I fully sat up this in the middle of the night and hit my head

Dazai: *giggling*

Dazai: Also known as Kyouka-chan scared you

Akutagawa: Did you seriously hit your head on the ceiling because Kyouka-chan?

Dazai: No, he hit his head on the closet shelf.

Akutagawa: Closet?

Atsushi: I sleep in the closet so Kyouka can have her own space.

Dazai: we didn't have another room when Kyouka-chan joined...nor could we afford another.......sooooooo she moved in with Atsushi.

Akutagawa: *silence*

Akutagawa: ...what

[thealmostnerd]

Atsushi Is a Cat!

i love the headcanon that Atsushi acts like a house cat. I've seen sooo many fics and what not of atsushi hunting things to give to his friends as a sign of a love but imagine this:

Dazai, complaining to Yosano: The stupid slug keeps on saying that I did with Mori

Yosano: Ew

Dazai: I know right! Like I'm not trying to start a war with the mafia!

Yosano: *You sure bout that look*

Yosano: *Opening the door to her office/doctors office*

Atsushi: *Sitting off to the side on the floor, with his ears and tail moving*

Mori: *Clearly unconcious(likely due to drugs) on the cold floor*

Yosano: Oh my god

Atsushi, very excitedly: Do you like it!

Dazai, looking in: Giggling like a child

Dazai: Cats bring things back from hunts and give them to their favorite humans

Yosano, patting Atsushi's head: You are a very good tiger

[thealmostnerd]

Free Palestine

“Free Palestine”

What does that phrase refer to? Palestine is currently occupied by Israel, Israel is killing people via military, starvation, and general lack of aid Palestine is receiving.

Now, you might’ve heard that the reason Israel is doing this is to stop Hamas, a terrorist organization. To that I say, then why does Israel bomb civilians? Why does Israeli soldiers rape Palestinian woman? Why? Why do they do that?

We know that it’s likely that Hamas has underground bunkers to avoid bombs. So why does Israel keep on bombing Gaza!?

We do need to make up for what happened with the holocaust. However, pushing people out of their homes and killing them is not the way to do it.

Israel supporters, please let me know how you think this is okay? Because people that allow this to continue going on without any attempt to help, they are not good either.

Remember Free Palestine, free Gaza. Contact your officials, donate if you can, everything counts, everything can help save a life.

[adropofhumanity]

[thealmostnerd]

What type of writer are you?

I would consider myself a plan everything out type of writer but I’m curious of different types of writing. Do you plan? If so, how much? Do you not even know the ending as you write? Do you have particular writings techniques that work for you?

I’m trying to get better at my writing so any response would be appreciated.