#kuniranzai

[nuclearfaggot]

the 3 most feared port mafia executives in yokohamaa

info on the au under cut

it started off as the church going oh this would be hot and now it’s a character study. you know how it is. it’s a kunichuuranzai swap au with chuuya in the ada, and kunikida, ranpo and dazai all as executives in the mafia. there’s also some other changes though, such as tachihara, hirotsu, oda, and akutagawa are all also in the ada. Fukuzawa created it for oda in this case, instead of ranpo. naomi is in the mafia too! good for her. katai is as well, i’m pretty sure he plays a role similar to ango? anyway, because of those changes, they also have different story lines now (some have been changed a lot, some not so much). oh and ranpo got his scar from poe

if you have more questions lmkk

[bungouiftheywereonline]

[zukkaoru]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

take my hand lest we be parted

Kunikida grits his teeth. “I might have…insinuated that I have a partner.” Dazai’s jaw drops. “…and now Aya-chan expects me to bring them to the party.” Kunikida expects laughter and teasing. He expects Ranpo to double over, cackling at him, and for Dazai to follow, because the two of them always revel in Kunikida’s suffering. Instead, and objectively far worse, both of them declare in unison, “I’ll be your date!”

or: local math teacher lies to his student and ends up having to bring his two yokai not-roommates to said student's birthday ball as his fake partners

🍃 9.4k words || kuniranzai || ft. kitsune dazai & tanuki ranpo 🍂 for @bsd-rarepair-week-2024 day 5: fake relationship / masquerade / fantasy au

[littencloud9]

prompts. um. let's see., feel free to not do all of them but i couldn't pick just one ship sdfghjkjk

"are you flirting with me?" + souheki

"pay attention to me" + kuniranzai

"kiss me" + chuuran

i Will do them all because i love them and they are forever rattling around my head <3

"...Are you flirting with me?" Dazai asks, and the question is so bizzare that Ranpo takes a moment to realise he's being serious. Ranpo sits up from where he was previously laying on Dazai's lap, tracing random shapes against his shirt, because yes they were flirting, what the fuck, giving Dazai a judgemental look. "...Wow. What gave it away?" "Oh, shut up!" he groans, shoving them lightly. "It's hard to tell with you!" "I literally told you I wanted to bite your—" Ranpo is cut off by Dazai slapping a hand over his mouth. They lick his palm in retaliation, but Dazai somehow braves through it and doesn't budge an inch. When Ranpo looks at him properly, they realise that he's blushing. It's such a surprising image, for Dazai almost never gets flustered. He grins under the hand over his lips, and Dazai gives them a warning look. Ranpo grabs his wrist, pulling his hand off their face. They bring Dazai's fingers to their mouth, tongue darting out to lick at his middle finger, and Dazai shrieks, snatching his hand away. 'You're so weird!" he cries. The blush on his cheeks only darken. Ranpo shrugs. "I think you're into it." "I think you should shut the fuck up!" They snort, crawling towards him while Dazai shuffles away until he cannot anymore, pressed up against the armrest of the couch. Ranpo won't say it out loud, but Dazai looks adorable underneath him, eyes blown wide and cheeks a ruddy red. Leaning down, Ranpo kisses him, enjoying the way he succumbs easily.

the ada girlboyfriends!! real and true

"Pay attention to me!" Ranpo whines. He's already invited himself on Kunikida's desk and has been pestering both him and Dazai for the past ten minutes, poking them with either their finger or their cane. Dazai is taking a nap on his desk, grumbling whenever Ranpo nudges him. "I scheduled you a kiss in forty seven minutes," Kunikida replies, not tearing his eyes away from the screen. What the hell does this client want? "You can wait." Ranpo groans, pouting like a petulant child. They give up, hopping off Kunikida's desk. The moment of relief is short, for Dazai's head shoots up a few seconds later. "Don't," Dazai calls, pointing an accusatory finger behind Kunikida's back. When Kunikida turns around, he's baffled to see Ranpo's hand inches away from Yosano's locker. "Yosano-sensei will kill you if you touch her wine collection," Dazai continues. Kunikida sighs, standing up. Ranpo remains unmoving until he reaches them, grabbing them by their hand and dragging them back to his desk. He supposes he could rearrange his schedule a little bit. He cups Ranpo's cheeks, giving him a brief, fleeting kiss. Then he turns back to his work while Ranpo whines about how it's not enough. "Go kiss Dazai. But do not makeout. This is the office." "No promises!" Ranpo says, throwing himself on Dazai's desk. They do, in fact, start making out, and Kunikida forces them to leave the office so he can focus on his work. They each place a kiss on his cheek on their way out, giggling to themselves, and Kunikida simply sighs.

you 🤝 ela: sending chuuran kiss prompts hjfdhfd. real and true!!

"Kiss me," Chuuya demands. Ranpo raises an eyebrow at their firm voice. "Say please." "Fuck you!" "Fuck me yourself," Ranpo says without missing a beat. Chuuya promptly explodes. Ranpo finds himself pushed up against the wall of the bedroom, blazing brown eyes burning into him. Still, he can't find it in himself to be intimidated. In fact— "I'm flattered. I didn't know you wanted me so bad," Ranpo says with a grin. Chuuya digs their fingers in Ranpo's shoulder blades. "Don't give me that bullshit right now. You know what you're doing." Funnily enough, Ranpo isn't doing anything. Sure, he placed them in this book, and maybe he tormented Chuuya on purpose, and perhaps he loosened the tie he's wearing with intent, but it's not his fault he's so kissable! That's purely Chuuya's problem. "Come on. Has no one ever taught you manners?" Ranpo taunts. "I don't have all day, really. There's a hoard of murderers out there who want to kill us." "Not if I get to you first," Chuuya hisses. They jump at the sound of a gunshot piercing through the air, followed by a theatrical scream and a loud thump of a body. "...Fine. Please." Ranpo will admit, that sent his ego soaring. "If you insist, darling."

[crotaline-catalyst00]

can kuniranzai be a thing, please, sob

[crotaline-catalyst00]

follow up question to kuniranzai, can someone please pretty please with like five cherries on top make ao3 fanfic of them 🙏🙏