#kwildehbic

[thetiniestmotta-blog]

Text: Sugar help! 9/11!! Christmas is like 2 weeks away and I still have no clue what to get Marls! She deserves the most amazing gift ever, but I know she won't accept anything that's super expensive. What do I do? I'm not good at understated and thoughtful.

Text: And I am? Ooh! wait, you could put together a treasure hunt!! She’d love that! I think.

[iam-noahpuckerman]

kwildehbic replied to your post:

ew, no one wants to thank about you au natural, that’s disturbing on so many levels. Now I’m going to have nightmares, thank you very much.

Think you're trying way too hard to deny that you don't like what comes with the Ultimate Puckerman Package.

[marleyroleplays]

✉

[UNSENT]: There's a sale going on in my room tonight. All clothes are 100% off.

[UNSENT]: I got a new surprise for you.

[UNSENT]: Part of me wants to kiss your neck and make you moan but the other part of me wants to lay on the couch and watch How I Met Your Mother with you and I don't know which to do.

[UNSENT]: I'm terrified that we won't last.

[SENT]: (sleepy selfie attached) Thinking of you. xoxo

[marleyroleplays]

[text] Your mom just asked if we’re sexually active. HELP!

[TEXT] Don't. Tell. Her. ANYTHING.

[TEXT] This is what happens when you choose to go get some breakfast instead of staying under the warm blankets and cuddling with me.