❄ Don’t worry, the Krinch isn’t here to steal Christmas, just your hearts.Â
( And maybe some phone numbers, no? No. Alright. )
We may hardly talk, we may not have met. But you deserve to have a Merry Krinchmas and a Fappy ( Happy ) New Year, because I just know you’re on everyone’s nice list.
Keep it Merry, don’t pop your Cherry.
         —{ ° } ..when will the puns stop……. we said our things to you, so just go read that again and enjoy your morning. Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate (is that a holiday dedicated to yourself—) and stop by sometime, yeah?