#kyfhauser

[matxrna]

tries not to snort-laugh at those jokes. 

[tenebres-champ-moved]

kyfhauser replied to your post: “ – But also dun’ repeat that. ”

:/

“ DUN’ FUCK WITH ME !!! ” starts violently swinging her bat around. “ I GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE !!! ”

[curiousobjecthead]

Good lord.

[blucbones]

kyfhauser replied to your post

BURGER. ON THE COUNTER NEXT TO HIM DJSNNXSND

LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[txyknife]

kyfhauser replied to your post:     ❝ Hi, yes ? Please adopt me. ❞

t-take…BUT………

     No parents. She is free game.

[matxrna]

It’s a big day in Asgore’s book, always has been! Even if they were,,,you know, he’d leave the largest bouquet of golden flowers from his garden at her doorstep. The thank you card next to it was a wholesome: “ I can’t thank you enough for being the best MOM-STER to our family” from,,,once ago.

the flowers left on her doorstep were certainly a surprise. she was not expecting anything from her ex husband especially since they were separated. a soft sigh would leave her, and toriel picks up the bouquet in her hands. she examines the bouquet. beautiful, golden flowers; reminding her of home.

the softest and the tiniest of smiles would reach the corner of her lips as she reads the note. the caretaker would wonder how asgore is doing. she takes the flowers inside, the door closing shut behind her.

perhaps, she would send a pie to him as a thank you soon. but for now, these flowers needed water.

[blucbones]

kyfhauser replied to your post

ONLY YOU THINK OF A BONEY BUTT CJDNDN.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEND BURGER THEN

[blucbones]

kyfhauser replied to your post

Burger

if that’s because you’re calling his ass ‘buns’ i swear to god leche, there will be no god out there foolish enough to save you