NASCAR Drivers As Dog Breeds
Kyle Larson: Chihuahua
Smug, writes too many checks his ass can't cash, needs to shut up
Chase Elliott: Greyhound
Quiet, shy, fast but would like to have a conversation that isn't about going fast once in a while, wants to go home now
Ryan Blaney: Corgi
Short but makes it work, a crowd favorite, handsome and polite, great smile; barks to communicate frustration, anxiety or excitement
Joey Logano: German Shepherd
Knows what his job is and is a little too excited to do it, some aggression issues tempered by age and proper socialization
Bubba Wallace: American Pit Bull Terrier
Misunderstood sweetheart, just wants people to like him, attached at the hip to his best friend, probably a blanket hog
Austin Cindric: Borzoi
Tall, just happy to be here
Tyler Reddick: Jack Russell Terrier
Small but unstoppable, compact size reduces drag, sometimes forgotten about until he nips at your heels
Denny Hamlin: Australian Cattle Dog
Good at what he does but is really fucking annoying about it, becomes destructive if he doesn't receive adequate stimulation
