I NEED someone (Katelyn, this will earn her respect from Andrew even though he’ll never admit it) to start saying some wildly out of pocket shit to Kevin in the sweetest way to make him pause & confuse him.
Like. While talking to the lunch table ab a new daily workout routine he’s found, she says, “ooh, that sounds hard. Is that, like, a goal workout routine, or are you gonna wait till you’re a little more…fit?”
Kevin wearing his fave pro striker's jersey after they won last night and she squeals, “Kevin i LOVE your top! I think it’s so cute when guys cosplay their idols!”
One day talking ab Jean and she goes, “i think it’s great that you so openly admire him. Do you wish you were tall like him too?” And when he’s like wtf I’m 6’2 she giggles “i mean yeah but Jean is like... ACTUALLY tall.”
“What sport would you play if you were more athletic? Oh still exy? Oh…”
And it’s VERY IMPORTANT that she’s like super nice to him all the time otherwise. And NEVER asks these in a snarky voice. She’s not even trying to bring Keven down a peg - just fuck w him and confuse him. Asking with big innocent eyes and giggles twirling her hair etc. Just bc it's funny.
Andrew will NEVER admit it but he’s always in a better mood on the days when Kate asks these questions.
