#kyle worst

[your-pal-nebula]

"You make a compelling counter argument, however-"

Silver: doxxes you

Cori: makes an actual counterargument

Kyle: your mom

Marleen: kys

Alynxai: also provides a real counterargument

Razzle Dazzle: I fucked your mom last night

[cori-the-worst-sidekick]

Hi everybody this is Kyle. Why is my sister saying she's a lesbian when I thought she was American?

[your-pal-nebula]

So I cannot find the original image of this but I once read through story online of this woman who had this gang of 8yo boys show up at her door demanding to see her cat and all cheering when she brought out the cat and I just wanna say that I think if the WordGirl 8yos were an organized friendgroup that's what it would be like

[your-pal-nebula]

My brain: Nebs you should draw all of the WordGirl kids

Me: what no if I start that I'll never finish it

My brain: no you'll finish it this time. Include your OCs obviously

Me: they will not all fit in one image on one sketchbook page

My brain: then use multiple pages I don't care do it

[your-pal-nebula]

Since nobody else is gonna do it I'm gonna start talking about the WG 8yos (or as I prefer to say, the WG 3rd grade, cuz that's easier and probably what what grade they'd be in) as a specific group and make jokes about them, begging with this

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Therapist: And what do we do when something goes wrong?

TJ: F in the chat

Johnson: have a mental breakdown

Rex: Fistfight God

Victor: Bottle it up

Kyle: Flee the country

[your-pal-nebula]

Hi so a friend of mine by the name of @locution-youngster-enjoyer did this "WG villains on a road trip" thing and I decided to write out how my OCs would act on said road trip

(TW: brief throw up mention)

Silver Boxleitner is freaking everyone the hell out with car crash stories because she likes scaring people. Pretty much everyone is used to her shit by now and is just trying to ignore her. Eventually, she gets tired of it and stops trying to scare everyone, so moves onto something new. Now whoever sits next to her has to listen to her info dump about creepypastas and undertale/deltarune lore.

Cori Worst is just quietly leaning her head against the window. She probably just takes a nap midway through before being shaken awake by Silver because they're going over a bridge or something and it looks cool, then promptly goes back to sleep the moment she can.

Kyle Worst would 100% by there despite not being a villain because Cori is literally raising her brother and can't leave him alone with their parents for that long. He doesn't stop talking. Ever. At all. Cori has him on one of those child leashes. Every one of the villains has to take turns listening to him blabber on and on and on and on and on and HOLY SHIT KYLE'S ABOUT TO THROW UP LESLIE GIVE HIM A PLASTIC WAWA BAG QUICK-

Marleen Everwood, because of her wolf senses, can hear literally everything and everyone talking and also smell everything. Normally, Marleen is an asshole but he's even more rude and irritable than normal because of the sensory overload. She got into a fight with somebody over wanting to sit next to Tobey. He tries to hold Tobey's hand repeatedly throughout the trip and Tobey is just sitting there awkwardly trying to inch his hand away but Mari is even pissier than usual so he's just kind of letting her

Alynxai is basically everyone's emotional support for the trip. Anyone who gets stressed for whatever reason is invited to hold Lynx's hand and pet Snowlulu as much as they want (yall know Lynx would 100% bring her plushie on the trip). Eventually Lynx fall asleep flopped over Rhyme in some really awkward position and wakes up all sore 30 minutes later

Razzle Dazzle attempts to do his makeup in the middle the trip in his seat and it comes out really messy because they were actively moving but nobody says anything to be nice. He keeps making them stop because he has to check every clothing store they come across. He didn't notice his makeup was all fucked up until he was in one of rooms for trying on the clothes and had a mental breakdown over it

[your-pal-nebula]

I feel like Cori and Kyle are the kind of queers who just kinda came out of the womb knowing they were raging homosexuals and just went with it forever

[cori-the-worst-sidekick]

I have no idea who this kid named "Victor" is but Kyle is absolutely enamored with him. Apparently he's, like... going on a playdate to his house or something. I'll be at Silver's then so I guess he'll update me on how it went later