#kyleisartificiallyflavored

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Catholic Stan Marsh is such a mood and we’ve been sleeping on it for so long

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you saw this comin but south park 001!!!

ayyyyy thank u for this my dude (link to og ask meme)

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character: CARTMAN. idk why i love him sm, he’s so fascinating and fuckign hilarious to watch onscreen. I love when he gets what’s coming to him lmaoooo, my trash baby. Plus Jimmy is an absolute DELIGHT to watch whenever he has a scene, and his eps are always the best?? I love him.

Least Favorite character: uhhh its no secret i hate gerald but i dont think hes awful as a CHARACTER just as a PERSON. I think Garrison peaked in the early seasons’ closeted/mr hat kinda arc and never really recovered from that (I haven’t seen s21 yet THOOOOO)

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

Ky//man

St//enny

Cr//eek

and thats the end of the ships i actively ship ahdjfklg but in terms of other ships i Like i’d prob have to say?? uh??

tyde + dip? 

Character I find most attractive: SHEILA. FUCKING. BROFLOVSKI. Sheila is a BABE and yall are sleeping on her!!!!

Character I would marry: SHEILA. hello kyle im ur new stepmom now. where is gerald? who gives a shit!! but uhhh prob also Wendy, maybe Stan if he doesn’t get annoyed w me lmao

Character I would be best friends with: Realistically it would prob be Wendy, tho I’d love to be friends w all of them. Maybe also Tweek if we met in the right way? Oh shit most of my irl friends are on the meek/passive side LMAOOOOO in that case prob craig and those guys would be my friends i guess lmao theyre all so rad,,,,,and idk i might hang out w the main 4–individually. not when theyre all together ahsjdkf

My Canon OTP: fffucking MR SLAVE AND BIG GAY AL. theyre LOVELY.

My Non-canon OTP: ky//man ahdjfk, what a shock

Most Badass Character: Wendy, probably. Sharon gets a shoutout for her role in spookyfish which i will never let go aHSJDKLG. Ken’s an easy choice for this too.

Most Epic Villain: ahJSKDFG theyre all villains??? tbh??? uhhh idk how to really answer this tbh

Pairing I am not a fan of: st//yle urgh. also bc im like, really weird w shipping and stuff: any kyle ship thats not ky//man, any craig or tweek ship thats not cr//eek, most kenny and stan ships that arent ste//nny (minus ste//ndy, and sometimes bunny if im in the mood). im cool w most cartman ships tho lmaooooo

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): The entire Ms Garrison arc oof ouch mistake. 

Favourite Friendship: oh man theres,,,,theres so many ashJKFL, in terms of canon friendships it would prob be 

stan and kyle bc its fascinating digging into how it would develop

 I also really like cartman friendships, canon/semi-canon ones as cartman and butters, kenny, and jimmy

and wildcard friendship cartman with tweek & craig, cartman and rebecca cotswolds HASDJFKGL i have a,,,lot of headcanons lmaooooo

Character I most identify with: fuckign,,,,i project a lot onto cartman but he’s not really //me// I think I’m more like kyle and if we met we’d rip each others throats out it would be a DISASTER bc we’re too similar–too blunt, hardheaded, argumentative urgh

Character I wish I could be: none?? none of them????? theyre all??? real bad AHSJDFKGL i love them but HONEY!!!

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3 and 11!!

ayyyyy thank you !!!!!! :D

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

very good chance i won’t believe you but say thanks and blush,

11: Last three things you had to drink?

coke, water, that energy drink i used in that cosplay vid. healthy

sup. how about some numbers

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!!!! HOLY?? ITS UR BIRTHDAY?????? HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONNIIEEEEE

AAA yeah IT IS AAA THANK YOU BUD :’D

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kyle and kenny please!! :)c

Kyle

Why I like them: huge dork and he knows his shit

Why I don’t: hes a little bit of an ass, just a tiny bit

Favorite episode (scene if movie): free willzyx

Favorite season/movie: south park movi e

Favorite line: “Well I certainly don’t want you feel that furry balls plopped menacingly on the table is holding you back”. well that and some lines in the south park movie

Favorite outfit: his vampire costume :3c

OTP: kymannn

Brotp: style ofc

Headcanon: trans kyle trans KYle TRANS KYLe

Unpopular opinion: kyle can get a bit over the top i guess? idk

A wish: kyle getting a chill day and all he does is relax

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: death ;-;

5 words to best describe them: great smol angry jewish boy,, yes

My nickname for them:  angry + smol

Kenny

Why I like them: he doesnt let poverty get him down, hes strong af

Why I don’t: he wore a batman costume and killed himself just to orgasm good, like what the fuck kenny >:V

Favorite episode (scene if movie): the poor kid

Favorite season/movie: season 14 becauseof the coon arc aaa

Favorite line: “You’re going to be okay Karen. You gotta keep believing that”

Favorite outfit: his weird tux and hoodie combo (i just like the kids in tuxedos fjdkgfj)

OTP: bUnny

Brotp: Stenny

Headcanon: kenny picks up karen from school when hes older and gives her a piggyback ride :’D

Unpopular opinion: not a fan of his naughty nature :(

A wish: free him from his immortal curse

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: experiencing his family loss because hes the only one with immortality 

5 words to best describe them: perverted cool kid

My nickname for them: sinnamon roll