#kyrinary

[marinetan]

Sevil: Look, I know it's scary for you to put your feelings out there, because you never know if the person you like is going to like you back. Everyone feels that way. But you never know what might happen if you don't-

Vicario: [kisses Sevil's right cheek]

Sevil: [after the kiss] I...

Vicario: S-sorry.

Sevil: ...It's cool.

[marinetan]

Vicario: So let me get this straight. You stole not one, but two books of Regenti, one of which you spent the entire day trying to convince me you did not steal, all because your lover here, an unrepentant, inveterate, professional liar...

Privia: That's uncalled for.

Sevil: Well.

Vicario: ...told you, with no evidence whatsoever, that Bre-Ag was fake. Now you're so sure that she's right, that you not only think that this book is a fake, but every other Magic that was in the house, the entire collection, is also fake?

Sevil: That's right.

Vicario: Arrest them both.

Privia: On what charge?

Vicario: Theft?

Sevil: We brought you back the books.

Vicario: Obstructing an investigation.

Privia: We're helping you with your investigation.

Vicario: Being annoying and crazy!

Sevil: Well, that's not a crime. Since when was that a crime?

Privia: No, it's not.

Vicario: I DON'T CARE!