#kyuuley

[capt-snoozles]

SK8 Headcanon

Reki drags his feet in introducing Koyomi to “S”. Not because he’s embarrassed to have her there, but because middle school girls are Vicious.

It’s not as bad as he feared, Koyomi gets along a bit too well with Miya (when they’re not in the frenemie stage.) But the moment Adam does/says something rude and it’s kill bill sirens. It’s like that John Mulaney skit about eight graders.

i love that this implies reki is simply like "no she will kill someone"

also the mental image of koyomi beating the shit out of adam for hurting reki.... yeah <3

[suzukiblu]

If you’re still open for Encanto headcanons, what about the star Himbo Mariano? Or the fact that the mountains weren’t shown closing up when the magic returned.

Well, someone else in my inbox asked me about Star Himbo Mariano so let's do the mountains!

I think the mountains not closing up again when the magic re-activated was probably meant to be symbolic of Alma and the family letting go of certain fears about loss, but of course it could also just be sequel bait, for obvious reasons. Symbolic sequel bait, let's say, lol.

I'd assume the mountains opening up would be EXTREMELY interesting to people outside them, but since we don't immediately see the town get overrun with strangers I'm also assuming that there aren't really any super-close settlements/cities/etc near them. Plus I kind of assume the mountains were previously literally impassable because Magic, so most people didn't even try coming through after the split. They're like, "ah, yes, the inexplicable mountains from fifty years ago are acting weird, I DEFINITELY want to get in on that, no I do NOT thank you very much". So their first visitors from the outside world are gonna be some daring-ass idiots and/or weirdos, probably.

Alternate possibility: nobody comes and visits, but some of the townspeople go and see what's out there. I'm not sure anyone WOULD, after basically living in utopia for fifty years and also having been chased to said utopia by horrible looters/murderers, but there's always somebody with more curiosity than sense out there so who knows, really.

I do think the mountains are still at least a little bit magic, so I would NOT want to be someone with dubious intentions trying to come through them. Like, I can't imagine that ending well for them.

And I don't know if this is actually a headcanon that I have or not, but I do wonder if the gifts/magic might not work outside the mountains. Or at least, not work without an Alma or Mirabel on hand.

[tossawary]

Mo Didi, When any one of Sha Hualing’s schemes goes side ways and they have half a cultivator sect on their tail. (Both MBJ and SQH are mom depending on the situation)

Mobei-Jun would be Mom like 95% of the time, probably. I haven’t decided what unique powers Didi might develop in the future, if any, but I’m leaning towards Mobei-Jun being the only one with the teleportation abilities. 

So that means Mobei-Jun is also ON THE HOOK every time Didi and Sha Hualing want to do whatever the young demon equivalent of going out for boba tea or pizza is. DA-GE, THEY NEED A RIDE! 

Also, the mental image of MBJ driving a minivan full of demon kids on their way to Demon Laser Tag or something is getting to me right now. 

[whumpbby]

I once had a dream where the Joker got sued by multiple clown associations for continual breaking of the clown code and plagiarism of another clowns face. They ended up winning and Joker got sent to jail because he refused to pay settlement money.

And when he went to jail - he wasn’t to a legit jail, not Arkham. He was sued outside of Jersey;] He went to a legit American jail where he had to work every day and no one cared about Batman and no one was impressed with his pathetic attempts at intimidation. He got punched in the face so many timesTT

[captainkirkk]

kyuuley replied to your post: Has the teaboat ever hosted wedding receptions? I...

Zuko, holding decorative ribbons with fury: The color palette is Seafoam Green and Blush! You got it! Not *teal* and *pink*! Are you people blind!

When Zuko hyper-focuses on something, he hyper-focuses hard. Iroh has to very gently break up tense situations and try and get Zuko to have a break every so often.  

[redrobin-detective]

kyuuley replied to your post: What is the League's reaction to Alfred in the...

@redrobin-detective Question, does Ra’s al Ghul stay away from Gotham or is his interest piqued by the Detective that’s protected by a Demon?

After I answered that I ask I realized that, despite B’s paranoia, someone has got to know. Ra’s would be a good candidate. Maybe he has his own demon who he dupes out by continually using the Lazarus Pits to stay alive. Would be interesting to see a good ole demon on demon battle. 

Maybe one time something happens to Alfred and B takes a chance and asks Jason Blood (experienced with magic/demons but also understanding bc of Etrigan) to help. He’s probably one of the very very few people Bruce has ever openly talked about Alfred too though he did offer to help break the contract which B, of course, refused. He and Alf go on to become unlikely friends. 

Some of the rogues might realize that while Batman may be mortal, the one who protects HIM certainly is not. Nygma, who never believed in magic or demons before, quits early on in his criminal career when he gets a visit by a certain butler. He turns to religion to cope and eventually becomes a pastor. 

[rumaan]

Small theory, I think Jon will tell Dany about his parentage and his (better) claim but as a form of leverage. From the preview for ep.2, the fight with the NW has begun or is about to, I think Jon might tell Dany once the fight is over as a way to gain back the North. "I'm the heir to the IT, but if you give the North back it's Independence I won't take my claim. Go fight with Cersie but the North will not be involved with southern wars anymore."

I must admit I don’t actually have any theories post battle with the NK cos I always thought (and hoped) the Iron Throne would get destroyed before the NK and idea of a true monarch of the seven kingdoms would be destroyed when everyone realised that there was a much bigger and more dangerous threat with the Others. But yeah, as this doesn’t seem to be how things are going to play out then I would be happy to see something like this happen. I don’t think Jon will want to be King of the Seven Kingdoms so I would be totally here for him being like “I’ll happily bow out of any conflict and back you as Queen over Cersei if you give the North its freedom and make Sansa Queen in the North” (like in my dream, Jon would realise that he’s not really cut out for this monarchy malarkey and passes it over to the Stark who is most politically savvy).

[boss-the-goofball]

Inko, "if I can't remember it, it didn't happen" Or Dad for one "that bastard was a Salsa dancer"

Decided on the first one, hope you like it!

‘If I can’t remember it, it didn’t happen’ became Inko’s favorite phrase back when Izuku was a baby. Back when Hisashi still lived with them.

Perhaps it was because it was easier to just play ignorant? Turn a blind eye to what looked like her husband using a quirk that wasn’t fire breathing and just live her life in ignorant bliss.

After all, it isn’t like he’s harming anyone with these extra quirks. Right?

Eventually she convinced herself that she was just imagining things, practically forgetting that Hisashi had seemingly used a quirk to make Izuku hover over his hands. How Hisashi was able to pick up the couch like it weighed nothing when Inko went to vacuum underneath it.

She found herself explaining away those things as her husband being very strong, and he was probably tossing Izuku lightly just to play with him.

Soon she truly did forget seeing those things.

‘If I can’t remember it, it didn’t happen.’